Yeah, this is soooooo me. I also would let squeaky farts, skulk around the backyard daring a squirrel to “just come down off those wires once,” scratch my back by slithering around in a circle, lick the grease that drips from the grill.
Nancy just last night said she wished she could be like Oliver so she could “sleep when she wanted and where she wanted.” I told her she could do that now.
Silence.
Here’s what I wouldn’t do if I was a dog… I would not dig my ear and then lick my toenails.
Even I have my limits.
This is funny! Thanks for showing it!
I also appreciated your comments yesterday. Thanks for the encouragement.
That was really funny Mark…and just a little gross. Thanks. ~Joy
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Only we dog lovers could appreciate that. Thanks for the laugh! At the end I was sure a car was going slam into him. Thanks goodness it was a happy ending.
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All the reasons I became a cats only owner. Not that cats don’t come with their own problems but they’re a heck of a lot more self maintaining (and they don’t hump my leg).
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