Monthly Archive for March, 2010

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Okay, I’m Back. Nude Memphis Convinced Me.

He wrote:

You can’t quit now. I just blogrolled you! Anyway, the mommy blogs have always received the lion’s share of the comments. Women love to talk, and when there’s babies involved they’ve got tons to say. That doesn’t make her blog better than yours. It’s just how mommy blogs are. It’s always been that way.

I was pretty much over my little hissy fit anyway.

But I seriously thought about totally changing my blog and start writing how my wife asked if since I was losing weight, was my dick smaller because when women lose weight their boobs get smaller and talking about the little boys in the locker room where I swim sneaking a peek at my package, or  how I came to acquire this bookshelf…

Because if there is one group worse/better than the Mommy Bloggers it’s The Gays.

Drunken Mad Sex Leads to Baby and 106 Damn Comments

a little bit pregnant

That’ me. I’m brand spankin new pregnant. I realize only too well that I might lose this little glimpse of life. I’m 35. I lost the baby last year. But I would still tell you all if I did, because
that’s how I roll. So I might as well tell you that I am pregnant. I am :) Due in December.

When I asked for advice on Facebook a month back about how to get pregnant,
I got about 12 jokes on the theme of get drunk, have mad sex, and wake the
next morning and PANIC
well…
it worked.

Deep breath.

Deeeeep breath.

Posted by Maggie May at 9:01 PM

108 comments

108 god-damned comments.
Makes me want to puke.
Or quit.
So I just quit blogging.
Blame the Mommy bloggers.

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Thanks, I’ll get back to you as soon as possible,

but before the second Tuesday of next week.

Nicolas Sarkozy: Rahm Emanuel’s Fourth Bro?

Rahm (center) and Bros. + Dad (end)

Emanuel’s older brother Ezekiel J. Emanuel is an oncologist and bioethicist, and his brother Ari Emanuel a Hollywood talent agent.

Nicolas Sarkozy has a hot wife.

Boomer Favorite Icons: M & M’s Are Most Beloved Characters in the Whole Universe

Boomers have created and adopted the most favorite advertising icons in the whole universe.

Since the animated cartoon icons don’t make stupid mistakes like dating whores or getting popped for passing funeral processions, or asking for more money, they are an advertiser’s dream.

These advertising characters are so beloved, there are actually twelve because of ties.

Forbes magazine, just released a study of favorite ad icons, and among the top 10 on the likability meter, the vast majority are long-time mascots with a lot of boomer value.

There are only two newish mascots on the list—the Geico gecko and the Aflac duck. The M&M’s characters, around since 1954, led the pack as the most revered. Others who made the grade include the Pillsbury Doughboy, Tony the Tiger of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes and the elfin Snap, Crackle and Pop characters from Kellogg’s Rice Krispies. (Snap’s been around since 1933!) Other icons on the list have gotten makeovers, like Aunt Jemima, who dropped the mammy-style kerchief in ’89; Mrs. Butterworth, who shed a few pounds; and the Kool-Aid Man, who modernized, but not for the better.

Universe's Most Popular Icons

Here is your Boomer Icon Lesson for the day:

Mars introduced its first spokes-candy, Red, in 1954, 13 years after the candy-coated chocolates debuted. Of course, Red wasn’t alone for long–he was joined by Yellow, a nut-filled mascot, when the company launched peanut M&M’s later that year. Over the last 50-plus years, M&M’s has rolled out three more spokes-candies to represent new flavors, colors and themes, each with a distinct personality. Green, introduced in 1997, is the company’s first female spokes-candy.

The other advertising characters that readers of Forbes liked