The Real Oscar Winners 2010

No envelopes here.

These are the natural Oscars that everyman has already selected to be winners. You know them, you love them, you voted for them.

May I have the envelope please? What? No envelopes? There have to be envelopes!

Onward.

Best Performance by Fuzz:

• The Grouch

Best Performance by Meat man:

• Mayer

Best Performance by a Fake person:

• Madison

Best Performance by a Dude on drugs:

• Wilde

Best Performance by a Stud:

• De La Hoya

Best Performance by the anti-Stud:

• De La Renta

Best Performance by a Music Man:

• Hammerstein

Best Performance by a Weird Piano Man:

• Levant

Best Performance by “The O Train:”

• Roberston