Monthly Archive for April, 2010

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What Was the Number One Song When You Were Born?

If you are old, and want to feel older, check out this website that charts the #1 song when you were born… via Lemondrop

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You know about the Andrews Sisters right?
Maxine, Laverne and Patty from Mound, Minnesota?
Their first big hit, was in friggin’ 1937 “Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen,” then had another hit in 1939 “Hold Tight, Hold Tight.”
In 1940, they hit the Top Ten hit with “Ferryboat Serenade (La Piccinina).” “I’ll Be With You in Apple Blossom Time,” was Top Ten hit of 1941. Get this: “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.” only made the Top 20.
They went on to have a radio show Eight-to-the-Bar Ranch. In 1948, they were ranked as the top recording artists of the year, and continued to pump out hits.

Between 1938-1951 the Andrews Sisters racked up 113 singles on the U.S. charts, making them the most successful female trio of all time.

The #1 record when I was born, was Near You… but the version by Francis Craig? Whuck? Who is Francis Craig?

  • #1 When I graduated from high school: Help Me Rhonda, Beach Boys
  • #1 When I graduated from college: Get Back, Beatles
  • #1 When Nancy was born: Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) – Tex Williams
  • #1 When we got married: People Got to Be Free, The Rascals

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It’s a natural situation for a man to be free
Oh, what a feelin’s just come over me
Enough to move a mountain, make a blind man see
Everybody’s dancin’, come on, let’s go see
Peace in the valley, now they want to be free

  • #1 When kid one was born:   Close To You – The Carpenters
  • #1 When kid two was born: (You’re) Having My Baby – Paul Anka
  • #1 After 25 years of marriage: Can’t Help Falling In Love, UB40

I can’t even figure out what the #1 song is today. If you are a recording artist and you can’t find a genre of music to make one of the Billboard charts, fire your agent.

How about the Hot 100 #1: Rude Boy, Rihanna. Feel free to sing along!

Geeky Animated Gif Monday – The Zombies Just Keep On Comin’

Camel Snus Interesting Alternatives to Cigarettes, Kiddie Products Coming Soon


I went to Nashvegas Saturday to the NASCAR Nationwide series race. I got there way too early, so I had plenty of time to wander the “midway” of merchandise trucks set up outside the track. I got can coozies from three different places and signed up to win a bunch of crap (and get on more worthless mailing lists, I know.)

But what grabbed my attention most was the restricted-entry vendors – the tobacco companies. USA Gold was giving away sample cigarettes and Zippo lighters (passed on the cig and took the lighter), Red Man spit tobacco was giving away samples and discount coupons with a chance to win cool swag (no luck) gave the free samples to the guy in front of me, and Camel.

Camel was a totally enclosed space with a foreboding sign: No Videos or Photographs!

Naked Wimmen?

No, sneaky ways to get a tobacky fix!

They were pushing Camel Snus.
They were pushing Snus hard as an alternative to smoking when the addicted can’t legally get their fix. If the guy mentioned once, he mentioned five times, Snus is spitless.

Now that’s a unique selling pitch. Use our product because you don’t have to spit. Snus are pre-packed pouches of tobacco to tuck in your upper lip. Nicotine is absorbed through your lip.

The Swedes love it, saying it is a great way to reduce the incidence of lung cancer (and other forms) because there is no smoke to inhale.

But the guy in the video uses both! Cigarettes and Snus – at the same time!
UPDATE: New Video… More here.

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Not hard to see kids snagging on to the use of Snus. There is no telltale lump in the lip and you don’t spit.

What the pusher was most excited about were the new style Nicotine Delivery Systems from Camel:

  • Orbs which were describe to me as being “like a Tic-Tac or Altoid.” The idea behind this smokeless-spitless tobacco was the idea “you can just pop it in your mouth.”
  • Sticks – tobacco shaped in the form of a “toothpick” to deliver the nicotine.
  • Strips – tobacco embedded in dissolvable pieces of paper “like a breath freshener.”

Here’s one reaction:

These things will also dissolve your teeth and turn your gums black — but Camel figure that no-one in Indianapolis, Columbus or Portland OR really cares about that anymore.

I’m in the camp that these products aren’t for people who want to quit smoking, they are designed to make tobacco MORE attractive to non-smokers.

I like this analysis:

Tobacco companies have an entirely different goal in mind – they are targeting a much younger crowd of young adults and any kids they can entice along the way – witness the tagline for Camel SNUS: “Pleasure for wherever.”

John Britton, MD, Chair of the Royal College of Physicians Tobacco Advisory Group, a proponent of the use of harm reduction therapy, “It’s tobacco companies job to sell as much tobacco as possible, so they will be targeting non-smokers rather than current ones, that’s the worry.”

R.J. Reynolds is targeting kids with these new products. In Kentucky, it’s apparently very easy for a kid to get cigarettes because the mall entrance and other kid hang-outs is covered up with kids smoking. When the Orbs, Sticks, and Strips are available these kids will just add these to their daily intake of nicotine because they can walk the mall (or school) and use the smokeless, then step outside and light ‘em up.

I’d like to be a fly on the wall when the Obama kids drag home these Camel Smokeless tobacco products.

Happy Easter: He Has Been Rebooted

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Poking Fun at Humor Writers

Mad Kane is a humor writer.

Not a self-proclaimed humor writer. Bob Newhart says she is a humor writer!

Cool.

She runs a ton of blogs and stuff

http://www.madkane.com
http://www.madkane.com/madness/ (Political Madness Blog)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/ (General Humor Blog)
http://www.madkane.com/legalhumor.html (Legal Humor)
http://twitter.com/MadKane
http://www.facebook.com/madkane

and My Old Kentucky Homesite lead me to her.
I like the limerick challenge because I just can’t resist bad puns, limericks, haiku, song parody, and similar nonsense.

On Facebook I learned her name is really Madeline Begun Kane.

Which of course is the perfect beginning for a novel. Kind of like It was a dark and stormy night.

The potential is way beyond my scope. I can barely eek out 200 words for a sponsored post. But let me get you started with some punctuation variations…

Oh, yeah, and to be grammatically correct, I changed her maiden name to Began. Literary license.

Kane

Madeline! began Kane, come quickly! …

Madeline began, “Kane? come closer.” …

Madeline began. Kane – standing across the room – …

Madeline began (Kane was invisible…

Or with more literary license, (I must get mine renewed someday) we can change her name to Madeline Had-Begun Kane.

Madeline Had-Begun, Kane waited.

Madeline Had-Begun! Kane was livid.

Madeline Had-Begun? Kane was thrilled.

Madeline Had-Begun (Kane was by her side.)

Okay, Madeline Begun Kane is no Deanna Polito-Laughinghouse or Gretchen Shuckert-Crumpacker, but jeez those are classics!