Not a self-proclaimed humor writer. Bob Newhart says she is a humor writer!
She runs a ton of blogs and stuff
http://www.madkane.com/madness/ (Political Madness Blog)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/ (General Humor Blog)
http://www.madkane.com/legalhumor.html (Legal Humor)
and My Old Kentucky Homesite lead me to her.
I like the limerick challenge because I just can’t resist bad puns, limericks, haiku, song parody, and similar nonsense.
On Facebook I learned her name is really Madeline Begun Kane.
Which of course is the perfect beginning for a novel. Kind of like It was a dark and stormy night.
The potential is way beyond my scope. I can barely eek out 200 words for a sponsored post. But let me get you started with some punctuation variations…
Oh, yeah, and to be grammatically correct, I changed her maiden name to Began. Literary license.
Madeline! began Kane, come quickly! …
Madeline began, “Kane? come closer.” …
Madeline began. Kane – standing across the room – …
Madeline began (Kane was invisible…
Or with more literary license, (I must get mine renewed someday) we can change her name to Madeline Had-Begun Kane.
Madeline Had-Begun, Kane waited.
Madeline Had-Begun! Kane was livid.
Madeline Had-Begun? Kane was thrilled.
Madeline Had-Begun (Kane was by her side.)