How sweet: over the past 30 days, iTit is the top search term leading readers to Going Like Sixty.
All it took was a designer to come up with a concept mouse shaped like a boob with an interactive nipple. As Inventor Spot explains: This does not use Double D batteries.
Go here for a more detailed explanation of another variation of the iTit.
For my female readers, please take a look at the Apple iPenis and offer your thoughts and/or personal reviews.
For other designers who are looking to capitalize on the “i” design, here are some other ideas. Send me the royalty checks when appropriate.
- iVagina – sign up Helena Ivagina as your spokesmodel
- iCrotch – “is that an iPod in your pocket or are your nuts making that wonderful music?”
- iBall – “hey baby, want to touch my Apple iBall?”
- iBum – checks out prospective employee assets in a legal manner, preserves qualifications for HR investigation.
- iPoop – when making beautiful music the natural way fails and all your farts are a little flat.
All products above are purely conceptual. However, if they do come to market, they will be sold exclusively through the official Going Like Sixty endorsed iShit stores.
