Geeky Animated Gif Monday

Citrullus lanatus is 92 percent water.

At my age eating anything at any speed that is 92 percent water means I will pee 192% more than usual. Especially when consumed after 7 p.m.

But man-o-man do I love watermelon.

Citrullus lanatus is 6 percent sugar.

Still can’t pick out a good one. What’s the deal with the thumping? Should it be thuddy? or boomy? I need to start going to the farmer’s market because you can trust those guys. I Google searched it but all I could find were those lame “how-to” pay-per-post or videos with commercials.

But I forget to go to the farmer’s market 92% of the time, so when shopping at Kroger for watermelon, how do I pick out a good ‘un?

Bonus question: Why doesn’t Kroger rhyme with Roger?

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Yeah, like I haven’t wanted to do this leaving an airport…this happens to be DFW, Texas. Rather than just waiting in line, hit the emergency eject button on the old Sixtymobile.

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