Getting Ready for the 4th of July: America The Beautiful, Vagina Style

Just for the record, I am not one of those that thinks the U.S. should change it’s national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to America the Beautiful.

As a matter of fact, it irrigates the crap out of me when the two are played and people put their hand over their hearts for America the Beautiful.

As Amy Gordon demonstrates, America the Beautiful has it’s place in american history and when it is played correctly – with a kazoo and a vagina – women should put their right hand over their vagina and men should cup their balls.

God Bless Amy Gordon.
God Bless America.

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