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Brainteasers Answers

Note to RSS readers… these are answers to a brainteaser post earlier today, you can:

1. Make up your own questions, or 2. Read the Brainteaser post first.

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing. Yup, this is not bogus.

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls.
(The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.) Bo-oo-o–o- gus! (Ever listen to Car Talk?) As I said, relative to what? If the question said from it’s origins, then OK.

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb. Oh, damn, I should have known rhubarb too because he grew that too! E-yuck. Rhubarb pie, blech.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry. I coulda/shoulda got this. Dammit!

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.
The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems. A ha! Bingo.

6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle… Yeah, well OK.

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces and ellipses. I don’t agree with dash, brackets, parenthesis, braces, those are something else. Apostrophe! Duh. Not accurate either according the all-knowing Wikipedia, they don’t even include parenthesis, calling them all “brackets.” The “solidus character won’t print using this font, but it looks like a smaller slash.

apostrophe )
brackets [ ]( ){ },  )
colon : )
comma , )
dashes ( , ,  )
ellipsis )
exclamation mark ! )
full stop/period . )
guillemets « » )
hyphen -,  )
question mark ? )
quotation marks ‘ ’“ ” )
semicolon ; )
slash/stroke / )
solidus (  )

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce. How about that! That’s a good one! Google says it’s not accurate, but I still like the answer.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with ‘S’: Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts. Stockings? Stupid answer.

Brainteasers

I am going to make a sincere attempt to answer these brainteasers. In the highly likely event of failure, I am depending on you.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
- First thought: Bowling, but I’m going to think some more and come back to this. (I’m back.) No, I’m still going with bowling. But that’s not right because good bowlers can figure it out. If this is the answer given by the source, I’m calling “bullshit.”

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
- Now this is weird, backward in relation to what or whom? I’m tempted to say population center marker, but that is so bogus. Backward is so relative.

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
- Asparagus! (I know this because my Dad had an awesome patch of Asparagus.)  I only started eating it this year. My mother would cook it until it was limp. Nancy leaves it crunchy in olive oil with lots of seasoning.

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
- Elton John

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
- Do they grow the pear inside? Really? Or dehydrate it? Yeah, dehydrate, final answer.

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ‘ dw’, and they are all common words. Name two of them.
- Not Elmer Fudd English? Dwat. This didn’t help dwa, dwe, dwi, dwu, dwo, dwy… Oh yeah it did: dwindle, dweeb,

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
Can you name at least half of them?
- Obvious answer is Yes. But in the sense of fair play: question mark, period, semi colon, colon, quotation marks, comma, interrobang (which is probably wrong) exclamation point, (how can I not get this staring at a keyboard!?!) If the answers include carat and tilde that’s just stupid.

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
-Probably some exotic thing I never heard of. Ever walked down a baby food aisle, they process EVERYTHING now into baby food.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter ‘S.’
Shoe, sandal, sock, stocks, snowshoes, snow skiis, water skiis, (slight cheat)

Okay, this was way to damn hard for me. I don’t have the patience to do brain-teasers. I hope you do better.  After all, I did get some of them right! The “answers” from the source will be published later today (along with my pithy analysis, if any.)

Geeky Animated Gif Monday

Wow, rock on dude…

Fixing Oiled Up Alabama Shrimp for a One Handed Person to Peel and Eat


One of the really cool things about going to the Nashvega’s Farmer’s Market is the huge variety of home-grown stuff that isn’t available in the Smallburg Farmer’s Market. Nancy was feeling good enough after her surgery (nerve block had not worn off yet) that she wanted to walk around and pick up a few things.

Like Alabama Gulf of Mexico Shrimp. Hardly home-grown, but buying shrimp from the back of a Ryder Truck is just more fun. It’s like buying Noritake dinnerware at a discount. Good stuff, no middleman.

When I asked the guy how it was all I hear and read is about how bad the fish business is in the region, he blamed “the media.” He said there was plenty of sea food of the Alabama shoreline,

you just have to go out farther to get it.

The shrimp season just started in Alabama and the media said the shrimpers were working for BP.

I grabbed a two-pound bag of shrimp ($28), brought it home and marinated it in zesty Italian dressing, sautéed some asparagus and mushrooms in extra virgin olive oil.

As we sat down to eat, I had my Moment of Dur.

There was nothing in our wedding vows about having to peel shrimp ’til death do us part.  It was fun to watch a one armed shrimp peeler at work.