Don’t Ask Jacquelyn Kotorac to Make a House Call

She is dead.

She was one of California’s top general doctors according to her Facebook page.

She had this Santa Claus fetish.

She liked heavy breathing.

She smelled funny.

She was found dead in her boyfriend’s chimney.

The End.

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Don’t Ask Jacquelyn Kotorac to Make a House Call — 3 Comments

  1. How whacky is that? I’m sure we’ll find out more details about her “issues” in time. I think I can understand why her boyfriend was running.

  2. So, a well-renowned physician, who has taken at least one physics course could not apply those laws to the mass of her body and the available area within the chimney with which her body had to move? Including the damper area and the opening to the fireplace and the actual area of the fireplace itself?

    I cannot fathom that this doctor was actually good and respectable.

    I wouldn’t want her for a gynecologist if she couldn’t even PREDICT a specific amount of mass and a specific amount of area, volume and the correlation of the two.

    Ugh!
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