Monthly Archive for September, 2010

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Geeky Animated Gif Monday – Barbados Practice

Everything’s Better With Muppets

I miss the Muppets. Everything WAS better with Muppets. I wish they had a weekly television series, rather than just doing movies.

Can you pick just one favorite Muppet?

I can’t, but everything’s better with Muppets.

Why It’s Tough to Be a Democrat Surrounded by Fox News Republicans

I live in the heart of Fox News Republicans. Jim “let the unemployment benefits expire” Bunning and Mitch “bring me money” McConnell are our U.S. Senators. Rand Paul wants to take Bunning’s place and Smallburg is covered in Rand Paul political signs like mushrooms next to a rotting log.

Here’s why I am a Democrat:

  • I am against the death penalty. I don’t believe in an eye-for-an-eye under any circumstance.
  • I believe in a woman’s right to control her body.
  • I tend to take the side of the little guy – even though I spent my life working for the “big guy.” Sometimes because of my position, I was able to help the little guy. That always felt good.
  • Marijuana should be legalized and taxed.
  • Tobacco should be highly controlled and highly taxed.
  • I hate that global corporations can push money off shore and not pay taxes.
  • I like clean energy and think government is the logical body to push incentives to make clean energy-efficient and affordable. Blowing the tops of mountains to get to dirty Kentucky coal is wrong.
  • Government is a necessary evil. Who else will build infrastructure and collect the money to pay for it?
  • I think every American should have access to quality health-care at an affordable price.
  • Corporations are not people and corporations should not be allowed to spend money to buy elections.
  • The First Amendment is perfectly clear. Free speech sometimes is ugly and hurtful, but it’s better than regulated speech. Burn the flag. Burn the Koran. It’s protected.
  • Lobbyists should be forbidden from doing anything but jawboning in favor of their position.
  • The Second Amendment should be interpreted in light of today’s culture. There is no need for assault weapons or automatic weapons in the hands of private individuals. Handguns should be restricted to law enforcement officers only.
  • Access to fast internet is essential to our regaining our lead in technology. Government should be in the business of providing access to the internet.
  • I’m not rich. I’m probably lower-middle class.  I have used government support in the past in the form of unemployment compensation, and I will need government support in the future.
  • I think that government needs to monitor what happens on private property.
  • Rand Paul is a loon.
  • Mitch McConnell has so much power he scares me.

I’ve been thinking about this all week. I could elaborate on each point and there are probably more reasons, but those are the ones that I feel most strongly about. There are things in the Democrat Platform with which I disagree. But I like Obama, Reid and Pelosi and feel they are doing the right things at the right time.

Related:

Way back in my career, I was jobless for about a year, with two kids in school and a wife with no income. At first, I didn’t apply for unemployment compensation because of pride. We lived off credit cards and cash gifts from our parents.  Eventually I swallowed my pride and drove 70 miles one way (uphill both ways) to the nearest unemployment office to sign up. I think I could draw 17 weeks unemployment compensation at that time. As luck would have it, I got temporary work the same week as the unemployment ran out and soon afterwards, I got good position with a bad company that led to a great position with a great company.

Two Republicans – same story as mine… both Obama haters.

One was in top management in a company that went bankrupt during the recent crash because of financial shenanigans. He is 50ish with a wife who doesn’t work and no dependent children. They live in a $350,000 house and belong to the same Haus des Goff as moi.

He wanted to further his education, so he got government assistance. He is now getting money to learn how to fly a plane. (His previous job was totally unrelated to flying anything!) It’s a lark for him. He’s not even thinking of a career as a pilot. He will be a 99 weeker. And he and his wife absolutely HATE Obama and the Dems, and are vocal about it.

Another was a salesman for a firm that supplied stuff to home builders. He has a wife that works for the gummit, three children in elementary school and lives in a $160,000 house. He kayaks and volunteers at an elementary school. He refuses to take unemployment because…

“I am a Republican and I will not be a hypocrite.”

There need to be more Republicans like him.

Nancy left her “knittin’ & bitchin’ ” session at Panera early today because a nurse in an emergency room was bitchin’ about all the poor people that show up. The nurse was also unhappy because her Doc was leaving practice to join Club MD. In her Fox News wisdom, here was was her rant (paraphrased)…

I don’t want to deal with poor people who need health care… my doctor is joining a club that will only serve the rich…I want to go to work for him…the poor people don’t take care of themselves anyway…

It’s people like these that make it hard to be a Democrat in the Land of Rand and the Ditch of Mitch.

Geeky Animated Gif Monday

Yes, the question is Whyyyyyyyyy?

Kayakers Force Me To Go Against the Flow – Dam!

kayak in front of dam

I gave into peer pressure to my fellow kayakers on Saturday.

As opposed to Piers pressure to which CNN gave in.

Aside: And before we go any further, what is the female of fellow? Femellow?

My fellow and femellow yakkers put a high pressure on me Saturday and I bowed. I should have been more stern.

I like to go with the flow, (I should have been a urologist) not create waves (not good with oscilloscopes) , be laid-back (as in reclining).

One of our earlier kayak trips was a two-mile paddle upstream to the confluence of two rivers and then down stream to the put-out.

Another aside: Yes, this is going to be crammed with as many bad puns as I can manage.

After my first experience going against the flow, I promised I would never go upstream again. We have been without rain for a while and a lot of the tributaries are dry. It’s like going from one ex-stream to another.

I should be paddled. Rapidly.

I gave in to Pier One pressure. (That’s the pressure I feel upon entering the store because I am not a hipster. I am a kneester. My hips are fine – tyvm. A kneester is one who has had a knee replacement. My daughter had a friend named Kuester… yes pronounced Kee-ster! I think she was afraid to leave town because there was a chain of hardware stores named the same thing, and we never gave it another thought that her name was synonym for ass.)

Currently, I am recovering from another dam adventure river voyage. It was a renewal. A River Phoenix.

Yeah, I know, if we were in the Ukraine you would Crimea river.

The Live in Fear weather forecaster called for a rainy day (every day in a kayak is a wet one – insert your own pun here). But we got high and it was a sunny morning.

The organizer for the trip was Matt who described it this way:

We’ll paddle up-stream to view the lock and there are two side creeks to explore if the water level is favorable. This scenic section of Green River is highlighted by a paddle under a large natural rock arch. This is a 8 mile paddle that should take about 5 hours.

Our nomadic tribe will  settle for this current leader until we  find a Bedouin.

We had a great time as usual. One of our beavers died and was scene floating downstream. Fortunately for us it wasn’t the human fellow kayaker, Mr. Beaver, it an animal. Both have a distinct odor as we passed.

As we were breaking on a rock island, the dead beaver caught up with us. Matt observed that we are a sad bunch when a dead beaver was making better time down stream than we were. Travel tip: If you need an eye doctor on  Alaskan island make sure you see an optical Aleutian.

I prefer to take breaks in the south of France because there is nothing Toulouse.

The rock bluffs were just amazing reaching from water level to 20-40 feet. I was feeling boulder than the rest, so I stopped and answered the call of nature (#1). I was very careful. You know he survival rate after a fall into a deep hole is abyssmal.

Dam! Succumbing to peer pressure can be fun!

30 days to Barbados. I can’t wait. Salt water puns are a bunch abalone.