Monthly Archive for September, 2010

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Post Office: Gives Shitty Service; Get’s Poopy Cake; Union Gets Diarreha

A post office in Cape Coral Florida got a bad rating from a mystery shopper.

Whoa, breaking news!!!

The manager of the branch decided to make light of the poor rating by making a poop-like cake for the postal workers (love the toilet paper, and is that a toilet seat lid?)

The postal workers could have 1. thought it was funny or 2. got mad. As the anchor in the video says in story… they chose #2.

“Yup, we had a poopy day,”

said Lucille Sacco.

“I thought it was appalling. I thought it was degrading to the employees and I just couldn’t believe it,”

said Sam Wood, Southwest Florida President of American Postal Workers Union.

The office’s final score was 48 out of 100.

The US Postal Service totally wimped out on the deal and supported the union and their lack of humor.

“This unfortunate incident demonstrates poor judgment on the part of the responsible party, and does not represent the professionalism of postal managers in the local community and across the country. The Postal Service apologizes to employees who were offended.”

“I have never seen anything like that. And I don’t think it’s funny,”

said Sacco to a local television station.

Now, of course, it really is funny. I’m sure all the workers felt very bad (not) at the low rating. Obviously the manager didn’t take the customer feedback seriously either and decided to make a joke out of it, thus downplaying the crappy service of the USPS.

This is funny on so many levels, I have a headache.

No wait, I just have to need a bowel movement.

Hello? Since When Did Labor Day Become a Day to Salute the Troops?

Yeah, I get it.

Everyday is a day to salute the troops. And I believe that. And I practice that. St. Todd DeCubbville was a troop. My dad was a troop. My brother was a troop. (I was never a troop.)

But for some reason, people are turning Labor Day, a day to salute labor…

in to Military Labor Day, a day to salute the military…

For example:

Stonewall Golf Club Celebrates Labor Day by Honoring the Men and Women of the United States Armed Forces. For the fourth consecutive year, Stonewall Golf Club partners with the PGA, USGA and Play Golf America to support our military and their families.

A golfing pasture was improved to posh country-club designation by the hard work of labor. So WTF? Where is the support for the working schlub?

Just sayin’ – Labor Day is a day to salute Labor, not warriors.

Leaves me no choice but to fly my caution flag at half-staff to commemorate our fallen road workers.

Internet Losers Go Nuts Over Girl Throwing Puppies in the River.


There is a video of a girl throwing puppies into a river.

The video below really is disturbing, so only watch it if you want to lose your faith in humanity, have nightmares, …

is the way one news site reports on the video.

Here is a link to is known so far about this heinous act.

There is a bunch of wild-eyed forum users that hang out at 4chan.org (OK if you peek at it, but don’t even think of engaging anyone on the forums) who first discovered the video and are now leading the pack of vigilantes out  to find out who she is and (at the very, very least) throw her in the river.

The commenters are reacting with more vitriol than you can imagine.

I haven’t watched the video. But from the screen grabs and from what I have read, she is young (12 years old?) and Eastern European (Bosnia, Croatia?)

Girl thows puppies into river

Commenters are writing some ultra-weird stuff about what they would do to this young woman if they had their way.

Now thanks to a very wealthy Hollywood type - Transformers director - Michael Bay has made it very rewarding to hunt down the girl.

“There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It’s a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one.

Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty.”

OK, fine Michael, now you have done it. Now you have unleashed the world of wackos to make it worthwhile to get off their butts and actually go find this person.

And to what end?

Here’s my take: (finally?)

  1. This is a despicable act.
  2. It may have never happened.
  3. It may not be illegal in her country.
  4. It may not even be considered immoral.
  5. She may not have the mental capacity to grasp the horror of her actions.
  6. Some adult may have put her up to it. (Who is holding the camera?)
  7. Animals are killed in shelters everyday by the THOUSANDS in the U.S.
  8. Farmers kill kittens! everyday.

There should be outrage.

But it should not be strictly focused on this one action by one individual. The actions of people who raise chickens to fight, dogs to fight, and breed dogs for profit – puppy mills should be the target of real outrage.

With that said, if the 4chan gang targets me, they can take me down. I’m prepared.

I’ve got some bunnies to kill.

UPDATE:
(AP) SARAJEVO, Bosnia-Herzegovina – Police in Bosnia say they believe they have located a young woman shown in a video throwing puppies into a river. Police in the central Bosnian town of Bugojno said Friday they have found the girl they suspect is seen on the video killing six newborn puppies by throwing them into the river one by one.

Don’t Ask Jacquelyn Kotorac to Make a House Call

She is dead.

She was one of California’s top general doctors according to her Facebook page.

She had this Santa Claus fetish.

She liked heavy breathing.

She smelled funny.

She was found dead in her boyfriend’s chimney.

The End.