I’m Enjoying My New Stress Diet


Baby Boomer Baloney has some good stuff… the latest is this Stress Diet.

There is a complete daily diet that starts slowly and builds – just like my stress.

Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
l cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce

Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars

Late Evening News:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

Rules for this Diet:
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

3. If you eat ice cream with a fork, it has no calories.

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I’m Enjoying My New Stress Diet — 2 Comments

  1. Now see… if add a little bit of poverty to that you’ve really got something. I’m finding the “poverty and stress diet” to be highly effective.