Monthly Archive for October, 2010

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Saturday: Kegerator, Chicken Breasts With Cherry Kool-aid and Banana Tree Trimming


A rather eclectic Saturday.
First SIL got his birthday present from us working in fine order. It’s a Kegerator! He’s a Miller Lite fan normally, but for some reason his inaugural use of the Kegerator was loaded with Heiney. His day seems to have come to an unfortunate end…
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Second, I spent part of the day on the river and learned from bank fisher-people that the best bait for catching large (30+ lb) catfish is to roll raw chicken breasts in powdered Cherry Kool-aid.
I had no idea how big a 30 pound catfish is…

Thirdly, after unyaking, I tackled the banana tree prepping it for storage until next spring. The tree is a “cousin” to this brute with fruit.

It’s owner said just to whack off the leaves and keep it from freezing. He put his in his crawlspace under his house, but we have a room between the garage and house (used to be called a breezeway back in the day, now it would be called a clutterway.) I’m thinking it will do just fine there.

Act of Congress; Carl’s Jr. Foot Long Burger; 8 day Shit Cycle; Redudant?

I’ve noted a theme to the news this week…

I like the way this guy thinks – I hate pennies too! Pennies are the turds in my pocket. Nickels too.

For 400 pennies you can buy a foot long burger at Carl’s Jr. Rather than stacking them up, they have stretched them out. Same meat, same cheese, more bun!

A man has a bowel movement once every 6 to 8 days. Now that would be pretty convenient. Being able to schedule your crap time has its advantages. Bet if he ate a Carl’s Jr. Footlong burger it would make him move quicker.

Women apparently want to be more like men. Especially when it comes to peeing. Stand2Pee is offering an instructional video on how to carry out this manly feat. (Note: I am not affiliated with Stand2Pee)

And finally this news: it will take an act of Congress to finally get the VOLUME OF COMMERCIALS LOWER. More shit from the gummit whilst they ignore the important crap.