Monthly Archive for November, 2010

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Geezers Doing Good For Pay


While I’m sitting on my dead ass in a comfy chair some other geezers and geezerelles are making the world a better place.
As they used to say on Hee Haw… Saaaaaaaaaaaaaalute.

Hats off to these folks who took advantage of Encore Fellowships to

…deliver new sources of talent to organizations solving critical social problems. These paid, time-limited fellowships place highly-skilled, experienced professionals at the end of their midlife careers in social-purpose organizations.

Yes, they got paid $50,000 to $100,000 for doing good work. A great example of paying for work that taxpayers might be expected to fund. The Purpose Prize is funded by The Atlantic Philanthropies and the John Templeton Foundation.  It aims to get baby-boomers into “encore” careers.

Allan Barsema

Once homeless, Barsema creates innovative online networks of social service agencies to ensure that homeless people get the help they need quickly, efficiently and effectively.

Barry Childs

Childs improves the lives of vulnerable children and their families in Tanzania by creating
farming cooperatives, building classrooms and opening clinics.

Margaret Gordon

Since Gordon connected the asthma that plagued her low- income community to the pollution of the nearby port, she has fought to improve the area’s environmental health.

Inez Killingsworth

In the midst of a housing crisis, Killingsworth helps homeowners avoid foreclosure by negotiating with banks for more favorable terms on mortgages.

Judith Van Ginkel

Van Ginkel leads a program that provides in-home services for first-time, at-risk mothers – including parenting support – to improve the lives of young families.

With Screwups Like These, I May Take Up Texting


Damn you autocorrect is a log of fun. I’m not a texter, but I am great at making typos all by myself. Imagine if I was to have a phone that would autocorrect my errors.

Classic.

Here are a few good ‘uns. There are plent more where these cme from.

Geeky Animated Gif Monday – The BEST Animated Gif Yet.

The World Needs More Mouse Eating Frogs

This is the time of year when the rodents like to move indoors where it is nice and warm and yummy dog food is just sitting around.

Traps are fine, but how cool would it be to have frogs roaming around mouse hunting!

You knew it would be guys that would get excited about this… listen to their reaction when the frog grabs the cute little white mouse.

Why Does Getting Oxygen Have to Make Us Look Like Cripples?


I sure hope I continue to have suitable natural oxygen the rest of my life. I would absolutely hate having being tethered to one of those portable oxygen tanks.

I would react the same as Grandma Henke…

I don’t know what I expected, but I had a hard time controlling my tears when the poor man carried everything into our living room.    All of a sudden I felt very old and “crippled”.    After he left I held a private pity party (well unfortunately Lynn was unwittingly invited) and I shed a few tears and wallowed off and on all afternoon…

Why isn’t there a cooler way to get Oxygen into your system than those ugly tubes and that ugly cannister?  Do they have to be so big and intrusive? Baby-boomers still think they are 30 and cool so…

Invent one of these please (before I need it):

  • InnerTubes. A device that can be shoved up your butt to introduce oxygen without everyone thinking you are about to keel over and die.
  • YourAirness. A small oxygen container that can be tucked away under clothes so you don’t have to wheel around a week’s worth of breathing material.
  • EarVent. Tiny tubes that fit into your ears to introduce life. You ever sneeze and have your ears pop? They are connected right? your ears and your lungs? Somehow?

Are there still Oxygen Bars? Those are cool. Why is cool aways reserved for the able-bodied?

Not Cool

Cool

It’s bad enough to have to sleep with a contraption on my cranium because of sleep apnea. At least I can pull the covers over my head and hide. I don’t know who I’m hiding from! Shut up.

Decision: If I ever need Oxygen, I am going full-bore Mike Nelson. Yup, wetsuit and full face mask with TWO giant tanks on my back.