Monthly Archive for December, 2010

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Big Whoop. Now Available on Kindle.

Blog Now Available for the Kindle from Amazon

Hey, if you’re willing to pay Amazon.com $1.99 a month to read this, I’ll make you a helluva a deal ———–>
Over there to the right, on the main page, is a box where you can put your email addy and you’ll get it by email.

Free.

Or… click here and get it free in a reader on your computer instead of a Kindle which can’t do anything else and probably doesn’t even support animated gifs. No color for SURE! (Get a Nook!)

How can Amazon sell more inferior Kindles in 73 days than they did all last year? It’s the PC effect. Nook is better, but the Kindle was there first.

you’ve sold more devices in just 73 days, then you did through an entire previous year. Amazon, who have made the Kindle wildly successful

But it would be fun if you would visit the site and make some drastic reviews. There will be prizes for the most drastic.

And maybe by the time you get to the site, Amazon will have the images updated, never mind that what I publish here updates around the world immediately. With Amazon it can take 24-48  hours to change an image.

Big Whoop.

Drastic! I want drastic reviews!

Geeky Animated Gif Monday

This isn’t bad. There Are Some Things Here That Might Fascinate and Amaze You.

Or not.

Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named CV Rick blog named Ninja Writer. It’s 50 questions so we will do it in two parts. He stated that he grabbed it from Wry Catcher. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Ninja Meme, Part One

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. What do you add to your coffee? Coffee is not my choice of beverage, but if it was, I would add elebenty sugars. And milk.

2. What are you reading now? Esquire just came in the mail. I scanned AARP magazine last night.

3. Do you own a gun? No, and I have never shot a pistol. I’ve only shot a small rifle a couple times. I’d like to shoot a pistol just to see what it’s like.

4. Are you registered to vote? Yes, but sometimes I chose NOT to vote. That is my vote.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I like ‘em. I miss ‘em.

7. Favorite Christmas Song? Little Drummer Boy pa-rump-badump-bum. Gotta love a Christmas song about ass.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I don’t drink anything when I first get up. Water is usually the first thing I drink about mid-morning with my metabolism snack.

9. Can you do push ups? Shit no. And I work out semi-often.  I can work up a sweat (and do) just holding myself in the starting position. So: (try this next time you’re at the gym for core strength) I put my hands on a small 8 lb. medicine ball and get in the position and hold it for 30 seconds, three reps. Yeah? Try it!

10. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? That she knew it? Gretchen Knapp. OMG. I can recall her whole name. I had crushes on others, but they didn’t care.

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelery? My vagina ring

12. Favorite hobby? Blogging for fun and profit. (Wanna buy an ad?)

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Oh hell yeah. Those damn rose petals they throw at are a pain the the butt tho’

14. Do you have ADD? Selectively when convenient

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? My compassion

16. What’s your Middle name? Lee

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Spanish. 3 thoughts. Name.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Major surgery for Nancy, Subway meal for both of us, airplane tickets.

19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink.  Diet Sierra Mist Cranberry, Diet Lipton Green Tea, Diet Coke. Sometimes all together.

20. Current worry right now? Will it work?

21. What side do you dress to? The outside I guess

22. Favorite place to be? Outside

23. How did you bring in the New Year? Snoozin’

24. Where would you like to go? Greece

25. Name three people who will see today. I’m guessing, this was name three people I will see… Nancy is the only one I know the name of. I’ll see a clerk at the liquor store, a clerk at Kroger, a clerk at Ace Hardware too.

Dying Can Be Fun! Hosparus? Really?


Smallburg has a new business: Hosparus.

Really? Hospice R Us?

Where people go to blow bubbles before they die.

Dying Woman Blowing Bubbles

Image from Hosparus.org home page

Their website says if you get admitted to Hospice R Us early enough, you can have a great time! Shucks, sounds like a good deal…

If they begin hospice care early, many patients with life-limiting illnesses can still enjoy their favorite pastimes. Hosparus helps people face end-of-life issues with as much care and thought as any other milestone in life – so they can enjoy quality of life as much as possible.

I’m ready to move in today. There are five quality of life indicators that would qualify me to move into a nursing home:

  • ability to toilet myself independently
  • ability to feed myself
  • ability to get out of the recliner
  • ability to balance
  • I forget the last one

Hells bells, I can fake all of those and do quite regularly just to get out of chores.

Hospice R Us? Really? Really?

That’s not too cute a name?

Hosparus has just one hitch: you have to be dying of an incurable illness.

Drat.

One of my favorite poets, Lord Byron was the subject of a painting of life before Hosparus came on the scene.

I think I want to die like Lord Byron. Wonder if Hospice R Us would give me a wreath of cigar leaves to wear? And a sword, I want a sword near my death-bed.

The harp? Not so much.  I’ve spent my whole live harping.

Luke Russert Still Using Dead Dad to Get Ahead


Francisco Franco and Tim Russert are still dead.

25% of the people in this picture are dead (as of this posting.)

Elizabeth Edwards Tim Russert Matt Lauer Susan Sarandon

NBC News “correspondent” Luke Russert tweeted this photo last night:

One of my favorite pictures of my dad is him talking to Elizabeth Edwards in NH in early ’08. May she be risen.

Excuse me whilst I wipe away the tears from such a beautiful and eloquent tribute.