Monthly Archive for February, 2011

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Boomer Game Shows I Want to Be On


Merv Griffin Limp

No secret, I am in high demand to appear on game/reality shows. So far, I have turned down all the biggies:

  • Survivor
  • Minute to Win It
  • Jeopardy
  • Wheel of Fortune
  • Amazing Race

Aside from the Amazing Race, these game/reality shows haven’t offered up enough of a challenge. The Amazing Race would be a challenge because it requires a partner – and I don’t know anyone that would want to travel around strange lands with me for more than a few days.

I’m waiting to be offered a shot at these baby-boomer game/reality shows:

  • What’s Your Name?
  • Fifty Farts – Fifty Cities
  • ID Your Spouse
  • Backtracker Grocery Getting
  • Clicker Claimer
  • Keep That Limp
  • The Aimless Wanderer

I’ve spent my entire life preparing.

I’ll be waiting for your call Merv.

Surprisingly, Most Commenters Know What This Is

Television

I thought this was my chance for a free tee shirt. Alas, I was mistaken.

Is Watson Really Bones or Vice-versa?

Jeopardy Watson IBM

Category: Shock Docs
The answer is: Watson.
Question: Who is Bones?

Like a lot of tee vee viewers, I tuned in to see how badly Watson, the IBM computer, would annihilate his human opponents.

Watson impressed me.

Like a lot of people, I was curious why it was important that Watson be able to understand Alex’s randomness.

As a NYT blogger pointed out, the outcome of the contest was pre-ordained. Watson is faster on the answer button, and faster at retrieving information than humans. Watson doesn’t get stage fright or get embarrassed by Trebek’s condescending response when wrong.

Steady nerves, luck, fast retrieval of the information lodged in your brain. Obviously, Watson does not have to worry about nerves or speed. A more elusive skill is the ability, when you do not actually know the answer, to make quick associations between distantly related bits of trivia, narrow down the possibilities, and make a good guess.

So what is the application? Why is Watson important?

IBM researchers believe that Watson could revolutionize the healthcare industry. From diagnostics to informatics, Watson could quickly search through medical records, clinical documents, and research information for precise answers that would benefit both doctors and patients.

You know those scenes in Bones where the intern regurgitates the case history and offers a diagnosis and Bones picks through all the crap and comes up  with some off-the-wall conclusion that turns out correct?

Watson could do that. Watson may be Bones. Bones may be Watson.

It’s fun to be alive at the beginning of a revolution. Someday Watson may save my life.

These docs agree.

Hey Rand Mitch! Defund Kentucky. Sell Our Gold!


Rand Paul Mitch McConnell Kentucky

Rand Paul has a house in Smallburg, Kentucky. Mitch McConnell has a house in Largeburg, Kentucky.

They both think the federal gummit is spending too much money.

McConnell said yesterday…

“The people who voted for a new direction in November have a five-word response. We don’t have the money.”

Except when it comes to bringing home the pork to Kentucky. Of course Kentucky should continue to get $1.51 back from Washington for every dollar it paid in federal taxes in 2005 (most recent numbers available.)

We deserve it. We have the two most powerful senators in D.C.

A columnist for The Daily Beast has a marvelous idea: Defund Kentucky! Time for our senators to take their hands out of YOUR pocket to benefit Kentucky.

So here’s my two-word response: Defund Kentucky. Cut it off the federal dole. Kentucky is a welfare state to begin with.

A report in the Lexington Herald-Leader says 80 percent of Kentucky’s Medicaid bill is paid by Washington and more than one in five Kentuckians receives a monthly check from the Social Security System, totaling $8.5 billion a year. Washington also spends over $2 billion a year on flood insurance for Kentuckians, $667 million in crop insurance, and $877 million in mortgage insurance.  Plus the Bluegrass State is home to federal facilities ranging from Ft. Knox to the Department of Energy’s Gaseous Diffusion Plant in Paducah.

Kentuckians are addicted to federal spending—they’re the Lindsay Lohan of states, the Charlie Sheen of commonwealths.  Let’s put them in detox.  By trying this experiment in one state we can honor the conservatives’ belief in states’ rights, allowing Kentucky to truly be a laboratory of democracy.

The columnist even suggests that the gold in Ft. Knox be transferred to San Francisco.

Except those of us in the know, realize there is no gold in Ft. Knox.

There is no gold at Fort Knox. When Ronald Regan was President he assigned a committee called the “Gold Committee” to investigate this matter. The results was staggering. There is no gold at Fort Knox. It is being held by the Federal Reserve Bank (which is privately owned by international bankers) as collateral for America’s debt.

If there was gold in Ft. Knox, we should sell it. It’s valued at $42.22 an ounce. At todays price of $1300-$1400 an ounce, that would be a tidy profit.

So here’s the deal: Defund Kentucky of federal dollars and we keep the gold.

Seems fair.

Could Cuba Be the Next Egypt?

Thanks to Hugo Chavez of Venzuela, Cuba will get a big boost in internet access this summer.

According to a press release from the International Telecommunications Union, a new undersea data cable connected to Cuba this week will increase the amount of the country’s data and video transmission speed 3,000-fold when it becomes operation this summer.

I guess that means instead of 2 internet enabled computers, they plan to have 60. or 6000. I don’t know how much a “fold” is…

If Cisco and McAfee step aside and let Cubans have unrestricted access to the internet, Cuba could be the next Egypt.

Once again the ancient embargo of Cuba has failed the U.S.

Cuba Gets More Internet

Venezuela’s Gran Caribe and Cuba’s Transbit hired a Chinese subsidiary of the French company Alcatel-Lucent to lay the cable at a cost of $70 million. It took 19 days for the specialized cable-laying ship, Île de Batz to make the journey from Venezuela.

Present day Cubans have no Internet connections.

To blog, Cuba’s small blogger community must copy their posts onto a thumb-drive and sneak into a dollar-only hotel to post, or to email the post to compatriots outside the country.

As the Google executive that helped Egypt change the government, other dictators “should freak out.”

Hello Castro? There are some people in the streets that would like to change things!

According to a leaked diplomatic cable, the Cuban government is more afraid of this small but powerful group of bloggers than it is of its entire old-style dissident population.

“Cuban officials say the country’s priority will be to build more public telecentres and improve Internet access at schools, hospitals and scientific institutions.”

Somehow, Chavez will get the American internet filtering software built by McAfee and Cisco to Cuba. Bet on it.

Cuba the next Egypt? Not if Chavez has anything to say about it.

UPDATE: U.S. Citizen, Alan Gross, charged in Cuba for improving  internet access:

Last year, Cuban President Raul Castro said Gross had been distributing illegal satellite communications equipment to dissidents. Other officials referred to him as a spy. Maryland-based Development Alternatives Inc. said Gross was a subcontractor working for them on a USAID project to support “just and democratic governance” in Cuba. His family said he was working with Jewish groups to help them connect to the internet.