Monthly Archive for July, 2011

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Not a Fit Week for Woman or Beast, Or 158,000 to Treat the Flu?

Boy what a crappy week… but more about Nancy later.

First let me tell you about the beasts of the Casita de la Coffee.
Two came to Costa Rica with ear infections. What is it about floppy eared dogs with long hair that they just always seem to have a stupid yeast infection in their ears? We buy Otomax, dog-ear-yeast-infection-treater by the six pack. Oliver and Sofi are always being treated. So for them to travel with ear problems is just the norm. But Sofi also picked up a bacterial infection on one foot.

Sedona and Derby are street dogs – mutts. Sedona has tiny little flop-over ears with short hair and Derby has standup ears. Sedona has never had a skin problem – until now. She takes meds so she doesn’t have the urge to eat Sofi and she has an underactive thyroid for which she takes pills.

So our first medical-professional visit was to the Vet. Dr. Sharon. Or as it is in Costa Rica Dra. Sharon, because she is a Doctora…

Dra. Sharon prescribed the junk on the right hand side of the picture:

  • Imaverol: I have to bathe Sedona 2x a week for five treatments. The stuff has to dry on Sedona. She has a super thick coat and with the high humidity it has taken her three hours to dry.
  • Griseofulvina 250.  She also gets a pill every twelve hours for 15 days- an antibiotic
  • Bayril is the pill to treat Sofi’s bacterial infection. 1/2 pill once a day for 7 days.
  • Crema Calox is a topical ointment twice a day until healed.

The beast-treatment is underway.

Now to the Woman.

What a crappy week.

Really crappy.

Nancy has been to the equivalent of the emergency room here twice in two days. About 3:00 on Monday she started feeling flu-ey. Achy, fever, stomach problems. Neither of us thought much about it and figured 24 hours of sleep would fix her up.  But we mis-calculated what 24 hours of fluid loss does to your system.

She got dehydrated.

I had heard good things about what the pharmacies can do in Costa Rica, many have well-trained medical professionals who will diagnose and prescribe solutions. However, one look at Nancy snoozing on the couch in the waiting area and they sent her to the emergency room.

This was scary. Imagine walking into an emergency room with a translation book in hand ready to try to describe the flu.

Now imagine walking into an emergency room suffering from a terrible medical condition.

That’s scary. Not that being dehydrated is NOT terrible, but it wasn’t imminently life-threatening. Imagine my relief when the “Habla engles?” was met with “Yes.”

We were taken immediately to the exam room where we met Dr. Candy… yup… Dra. Candy Midence Noguera. Who spoke very good english. And she was charming… yup… Dr. Candy was sweet. She asked a bunch of questions and diagnosed the dehydration in about 15 minutes. Nancy got a bag of IV Ringers, a bag of antibiotic, and a bottle of stomach medicine from Dra. Candy. She prescribed

  • Cipro antibiotic pills
  • Buscpania to calm her stomach
  • Enterogermina to restore the bacteria to her digestive tract
  • And sent us to the lab for a complete blood work up.

Today Nancy woke up not much better. We didn’t see progress.

I put in a call to Dra. Candy and within 15 minutes she was on the phone setting up an appointment for 90 minutes later. She also sent us back to the lab for one more test.

Dra. Candy looked at Nancy and said she was still dehydrated and started two more bags of fluids. She got the results from the lab as we waited and recognized that Cipro wasn’t the “first line” of treatment for the critters fouling up Nancy’s system.  She needed a different antibiotic and we got it.

She also recommended an electrolyte drink called New Shape…  drink “poquito” (a little bit) all day long… for seven days.

The cost in round numbers for all this is: 158,000… Colones. About $316.00 US. Not cheap, no sir, but imagine what the bill would have been in the U.S.?

We see progress. But the really crappy part is the prognosis for 7-10 days recovery. These nasty little critters are stubborn. That’s a pretty depressing thought and the ride home was quiet.

Which, BTW, The $11,500 effin’ car entered the picture again. Some kind of belt squeal yelped when I gave it a little extra goose going up a hill. And when parked in front of the pharmacy the stupid transmission lock acted up and I thought we were stranded. Luckily for me, Nancy didn’t loose any brain cells from dehydration. While I was rocking the car trying to unlock the transmission/keylock, she inverted the key… bingo!

Tomorrow, I contact the used car guy – again – to see about getting the belt replaced. And I thought all keys were bi-poler or ambidextrous, whatever, will have to check that out.

REALLY crappy week I’m telling ya… REALLY…

 

 

Bufo the Vampire Slayer, Or Vampire the Bufo Slayer, Something Like That.

“Bufo, bufo man… I’m married to a bufo man…”

These were the words (think Macho, macho man…) that I was serenaded with as I returned from another night of bufo killing.

This is the third toad that visited us – or the second one returning because I didn’t kill it last night.

Yes, if it looks like I am crapping my pants, it's because I am.


I did not sign up to be Bufo the Toad Slayer.

Nancy saw the bufo in the yard whilst walking Sofi.

“BUFO!” she yelled to me from the other side of the house. I was in the rancho grilling chicken, just about ready to eat… and I had to go kill another big, ugly, deadly-to-dogs, toad.

I didn’t sign up to be Toadie in the Fields. (Yes, I thought her name was Toadie…

Last night I tussled with a bufo on the rancho. Because I had a bad angle and my walking stick has a nice round bottom I couldn’t stab it. Tucked between the wall and the bag of yummy dog food, I couldn’t get a clear swing.

Instead I just irritated it and it hopped merrily away into the night.

Tonight would be different.

I would prepare an Instrument of Sure Toad Death.

(Imagination time since I couldn’t get the photo to upload… A looped piece of wire with the pointy ends down tied to a big ole tree limb with some remnant string the previous homeowner left.)

Into the yard I strode,
to kill me a bufo toad.
I could not stick it
with my homemade wicket
so I clubbed it medieval mode.

Just jabbing doesn’t work on these tough skinned beasts. I need big ole honking nail on the end of a iron pipe.

No mercy.

Rattle Rattle Thunder Clatter Boom Boom Boom

CarX doesn’t have the market on rackets cornered. Enjoying (?) a hard rain on a tin roof may “sound” like fun, but one thing’s for sure. There isn’t much conversation taking place when the roof of the house sounds like somebody has a firetruck pumper dumping water on it.

Of course the tin roof amplifies the noise, a slight shower that would go unnoticed on an untin roof, provides a nice clatter.

The video was the third day of a low pressure -they say – is unusual for Costa Rica. It ended up hanging around for five days – and was pretty friggin’ miserable as Nancy aptly illustrates in her pensive stare out da winda.

Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom… vs the Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Gimme the cat.

We Bought an Effin’ Car

We bought an effin’ car.
Pat and John have an effin’ car.
Now we do too.
The $11,500 1999 Mitsubishi Montero Sport Rally Edition, yes that was it’s official title – shall now be known as the effin’ car.
The sumbitch overheated the first day we had it after 36 miles.
The sumbitch overheated the second day we had it after 43 mile. I suppose that is progress, but the second day had a 60 minute respite.
Contrary to the other person’s opinion, who lives at Sedolosoder, I did not ignore it the first day hoping the effin’ car would heal itself.
I went to an auto parts place and told them my predicament – with a lot of Spanglish and sound-effects.  After trying to communicate that the anti-freeze was gone – not really odd that Costa Rica doesn’t understand “freeze.”  I even tried suggesting “Prestone.”  The guy pipes up with “coolant.”
BINGO, I almost put my finger on my nose like the expert charadist I am.
He swapped out the 13 psi radiator cap for a 16 psi cap.
Nice try, but no Maduro.

The second time, the effin’ car overheated on the way to Atenas to pick up the dogs from vet/groomer. We had driven to town and back waited about an hour and about 3/4 of the way the temp guage started creeping upward.

Luckily I was able to baby it to the top of a hill and we coasted the rest of the way.

The groomer is married to the vet and he also is a body man. Ironic that his Tico wife is built like a boy… just sayin’.

His body shop is right next door to a mechanic. I drove the car to the shop on Saturday night and we left it.

We were supposed to have dinner with Kat and Layne on Sunday, but I cancelled after it cost us $9 to get home.

Even though Kat insisted she was worth it, I didn’t feel like paying another $18 for a trip into town for dinner.

Nancy did some shopping at Pali’s on Saturday night… it was like Kroger on Senior Citizen’s day… long, slow moving lines.

Bruce and Frances dropped by. Bruce offered to loan us a car, but his effin’ windsheild wiper motor stopped working.

Effin’ cars.

We will be testing the 30 day guarantee on engines and transmissions that is “Costa Rica Law.” (always in quotes because one never *really* knows what is law here.)

The used car guy was at least willing to have “our” mechanic fix the car at his expense.

Effin’ cars! They are everywhere in Costa Rica.

With all the babyboomer Gringos here, there is a fortune to be made importing US cars that can be easily repaired. I’m talking about 1950-65 Chevies and Fords etc. You know the kind – they had huge hoods and engine compartments and everything was easily accessible and fixable with a good set of socket wrenches and a couple screwdrivers.

Now those were effin’ cars… in a good way.

UPDATE: The effin’ car had a small split in a hose for the a/c. Wooooooo Hoooooo…. unless it’s not. The mechanic said to watch it for a while to make sure I didn’t crack the block or something. Hum Don Ho while you read this… Tiny bubbles… in the radiator… make me feel happy… like a gladiator…

Cost to repair. $26.00

Geeky Animated Gif Monday

Ryan Dunn is done.