Monthly Archive for January, 2012

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Best Coffee Tour in Costa Rica is in Atenas at El Toledo Organic Coffee Finca

As with a lot of things, the best are close to home.

We wanted to take our Kentucky guests, Sally and Mary Kay on a tour of a coffee farm. (Wandering around our coffee plants next to the house didn’t qualify because we don’t process coffee, only grow it.)

In asking around “Long Tall” Sally, our friend who lives here too, said that the El Toledo Organic Coffee tour was the best. 

And it was only minutes from our house.

It only took a few phone calls and Gabriel had us booked to tour the farm and have lunch.

We met him at 10 a.m. and immediately started learning about growing and processing of organic coffee.

Why organic coffee?

That was a question he asked us early on. My response (which was not wrong) “because it’s the right thing to do.”

Har, when it doubt, be vague.

He was serious with his response:

Because of our health.

He said his father realized 14 years ago that all the chemicals he was inhaling was causing him health problems.  Five other neighbor fincas decided that they didn’t want to expose themselves or their families to the hazards of herbicides and pesticides any longer. They formed a tiny cooperative and started learning how to farm organic coffee.

Not because of the marketing, not because it was easier, not because they would make more money, but because … it was the right thing to do… for their health.

Since we were having lunch after the tour, Gabriel decided that the coffee tasting should happen first. He explained how they create light, regular and dark coffees and we sampled each.

Did I mention there were only six of us on the tour? Did I mention that Gabriel was very knowledgeable and patient?

We soon left the “Starbucks” of Atenas and started traipsing among coffee beans spread out on black plastic and on mesh screens drying in the blazing sun. This was organic coffee farming at the basic level. There was nothing “bulk” about the process here.

We soon found ourselves surrounded by coffee plants as Gabriel not only talked coffee, but local flora and fauna. He showed us trees and plants and butterflies and birds – and told us the names and why they were important to growing organic coffee. Everything interacted to produce better coffee without destroying the surrounding ecology. Even the horse shit baking in the sun was important.

Go here if you want to read more about organic coffee farming and processing.

I am impressed.

This tiny group of coffee farmers near Atenas, just down the road from the giant Coopeatenas, are raising a top quality coffee without ruining their health or the health of the ground.

I guess we will tour the giant Britt Coffee processing plant at some point in time, but we won’t learn any more about coffee and how it’s grown than we did from Gabriel.

I’m convinced that we need to prune our coffee plants back, let them recover and not bear fruit for a year, and then grow them without pesticides and herbicides.

Of course, my livelihood doesn’t depend on selling coffee.

I hope El Toledo and their neighbors do well. They deserve it.

 

“Think Big, Eat Smart” Is Message from World’s Largest Chocolate Bar

Worlds Largest Chocolate Bar
“Think Big, Eat Smart.”

This just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

The slogan works. But taken in the context of who is promoting the idea just boggles.

World’s Finest Chocolate, the candy maker who loves to convince your rugrat grandchildren that unless you buy their milk chocolate, the school will won’t be able to fund art, or music, or math, or lunch.

In order to make it possible for school administrators to allow their product to be pushed by mini-dealers with the endorsement of schools, World’s Finest Chocolate decided to…wait for it…

Make the world’s largest chocolate bar and take it to schools around the country.

World’s Finest says they are teaching “portion control.”

“The concept is strange to a lot of people,” … “we wanted to reach younger children because reaching them at a young age is extremely important.”

said Tour Director Sarah Linn Brannan.

Yeah, strange. Especially when you wave a 12,000 chocolate bar under their noses.

The chocolate bar is 21 feet long and weighs an astounding six tons!

Paula Deen would be proud of this effort to teach children portion control from a six ton candy bar, which could suggest that a ten pound chunk would be reasonable portion control.

Of course, the school comes to a screeching halt while kids line up to view this delectable, delicious, distraction.

Geeky Animated Gif Monday – Chuck Norris Punch

animated gif chuck norris punches camera

iPoo Joins iTit, iShit, iBum, iBall and iCrotch.

Stand back, the iPoo is about to enter your throne room.

Created by designer and programmer Milos Paripovic,

“This toilet has exactly the same function as any other toilet and costs only twice as much for the same performance…”

The iPoo by Milos is only the latest in a long line of  “i(fill in the blank) concept products – some real concepts and some fake concepts satirizing the need for all things “i”.

He says of the iPoo:

“Even though it is white and has one button, it does not mean it is an Apple product.”

So far the designers and conceptors have identified a need for:

G’head. Laff. Just remember how stupid iPod and iPad sounded when you first heard of them.

iPoo.

It’s not a command, it’s a lifestyle.

Paula Deen, The Most Dangerous Person to America, Has Diabetes. Parlays It Into Another Fortune

Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain has called her  “the worst, most dangerous person to America,” and said she should “think twice before telling an already obese nation that it’s OK to eat food that is killing us.” When she released her kids cookbook, Barbara Walters confronted her about why she’s willing to promote a diet that’s clearly connected to childhood obesity. Maya Goodwin and Jocelyn Greer‘s website, PAULADEENISMS, is entirely devoted to calling out her unhealthy recipes.

Paula Deen has diabetes, but she has parlayed her disease into a multimillion dollar deal with Novartis, the maker of Galvus, a drug for diabetics.  If her the picture above is any indication, she better watch out that her ex doesn’t sue her for some of those millions.

Is there such a thing as second-hand fat?  I guess if your spouse shoves enough sugar and fat in front of you, some lawyer can make the case that he is a victim.

Deen will come clean how her lifestyle is killing her.

The Daily reports that Deen, known for fat-laden dishes such as deep-fried, bacon-wrapped macaroni and cheese, is on the cusp of spilling the refried beans about her condition. Last year, the National Enquirer wrote that Deen had the condition…

She’s apparently taken a year to land the deal with Novartis before she announces her Type 2 Diabetes.

Sweet. Gotta give the woman credit for making Fried Lemonade out of Lemons.

Image from Bob Brown