Micheal Jordan turns fifty tomorrow.
After one of the most expensive divorces in history, $168 million he and the new Mrs. Michael Jordan,Yvette, are still living the good life.
When he and his first wife, Juanita were having marriage difficulties, I was having sex with the future Mrs. Michael Jordan.
Her name was Nancy. I was married to her.
As soon as she heard that Michael was available for fooling around / marriage she announced to anyone that would listen that she wouldn’t mind being the next Mrs. Michael Jordan.
She even told me.
So I bought her a #23 Washington Wizards (remember that?) jersey and had “Future Mrs. Jordan” emblazoned on the back.
She even stalked him for a while. Lucky for him the Wizards security had been warned and this was the closest she was able to get.