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29
May

Danica Patrick Signs Man Boobs. I May Have a Shot!

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I think Danica Patrick is cute. Not hot. Not sexy. Not slutty. Just cute. I’m getting old. But in her latest commercial for Boost Mobile, Danica Patrick says I still have a shot to have her go motor-boating in my man boobs. Because we all know, what is in commercials actually happens in real life.
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24
Apr

Happy Friday! Almost Free Vodka From Walgreens

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Walgreens has 360 Vodka, 1.75L Bottle on sale for $19.99 - $20 rebate = ($0.01). Limit 2 bottles per rebate/per household. “360 Vodka is crafted from a philosophy of eco-awareness. 4x Distilled and 5x Filtered for unrivaled character. It’s the finest vodka Earth has to offer.” Well free vodka is always the finest vodka Earth has to offer. 360 [...]
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25
Mar

Get Weird and Win!

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The Junk Drawer Blog is goofing off somewhere this week, but she left an assignment for her commenters. She stole a comment game from Comedy Plus. The Junk Drawer Blog is fun, but whoooo boy, her commenters are just so vanilla, so white bread, so unimaginative. Here’s how SHE explained the Comment Game. It’s very simple. I start [...]
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28
Jan

Just Shut Up About Krispy Kreme.

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

It’s time for everybody to just shut up about Krispy Kreme. It’s a glazed donut. Nothing more. The store has a neon sign in the window that says Hot Now. So what if you can walk in and see the lovely plump circles of doughy goodness climb out of the hot grease only to be [...]
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27
Jan

Two Significant Anniversaries That You Probably Would Have Ignored Were It Not For Moi

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

While you were away, two important anniversaries came around and you didn’t even make plans to pop a cork or pop a top did you! Two defining moments for Boomers everywhere, and because I wasn’t at my computer to hound you, you would have just let them slip past on your calendar with no fanfare. [...]
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28
Nov

Black Friday Survival: Always Buy Knives

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Nancy butt dialed me three times this morning. She headed out about 6:30 because she loves to shop. This isn’t her earliest venture into the Black Friday dawn. She and a friend actually hit some 4 a.m. sales a couple years back. She did get a helluva bargain today … some $150 knives for $39.99. [...]
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7
Oct

Feel Guilty About Raising Prices? Time to Quit

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Signs pretty much irritate the crap out of me. Can you name a sign that we couldn’t live without? Signs are a visual blight on my line of sight. If I can see a sign, I don’t like it. If driving or walking with my eyes closed was an option, I’m there. C’mon. Can you imagine [...]
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6
May

The Geezer Betrayal: The Unkindest of Them All

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If you had to guess, wouldn’t you think this guy would believe the best way to market to people like him, would be to hire people like him? Wrongo - Chemo Sapiens! The New York Times recently reported on Lee’s (edit: the guy pictured) remarks at a big ad world confab. He seems to have said that the [...]
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