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I’m not celebrating, I’m just okay with the fact that another 999,999,999 computers have Firefox installed and hopefully are using that instead of Internet Explorer.
Bill Gates is a Prick.
You’re probably like me, you have at least two browsers installed, and maybe four or five or none.
And, if you are like me, you get totally honked off at Firefox and switch to another browser just to teach it a lesson.
3.5 was a nightmare for me. Constant crashes. then 3.5.1 came out and ’tis alrighty.
Sometimes I write Die Firefox Die. But it won’t and another version is released and it’s OK for a while.
So Live, Firefox, Live.
Sarah Palin is a poet.
She don’t know it,
her feet don’t show it.
But they sure are Longfellows.
(How old IS that ditty?)
Here is William Shatner delivering Sarah Palin’s speech in poetic mode as dictated by Conan.
…soaring through nature’s finest show.
Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun.
And then the extremes. In the winter time it’s the frozen road
that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty,
the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?
And then in the summertime such extreme
summertime
about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter
than just some months ago, than just some months from now,
with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here,
Mother Nature wins. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life
teeming along the road that is north to the future.
Sunday Stealing: The Heretic Meme
I shouldn’t be doing this because I’m not a baptized Catholic. So I am incapable of heresy. I RAWK.
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you lay in a bed with? Nancy
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat? El Mazatlan, which Varley referred to as El Mazoltov.
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Marguerita, unless you count the Dr Pepper and Rum I’m drinking now, which isn’t consumed, so never mind.
4. Which do you prefer – eyes or lips? Lips. Hard of hearing people always prefer lips.
5. Medicine, fine arts, or law? Fine Arts, are there Unfine Arts, would these called Larry Fine arts? nyuk nyuk nyuk
6. Best kind of pizza? What are you having? Last one we had was pineapple, grilled chicken and pepperoni. Anything but fish on my pizza is fine.
7. What is in store for your future? Cake or Death. Or Apple Pie.
8. Who was the last band you saw live? The band that played for Legally Blonde stage production.
9. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick? No.
10. How many songs are on your iPod? I don’t own an iPod.
11. Where is the last place you drove to? Le Club du Golfe this morning.
12. Where did your last kiss take place? Under a tree.
13. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night? Snoozing
14. Are you a quitter? If this meme doesn’t improve, yes.
15. Who was the last person you had in your house? In the Biblical sense? I’m guessing “no” so that would be Pat
15. What do you think about people who party a lot? How DO they DO it?
16. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? It depends on with whom I am discussing it and how specific I can get.
17. What was the last CD you purchased? Mamma Mia
18. What are two bands or singers that you will always love? Pfbbt. Close to becoming a quitter…
19. Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of? I can’t name them, but of the ones I can think of, all of them.
20. How is your last ex doing? None. I quit.
I’ll give you a word that rhymes with meme and you finish the phrase – and THIS IS IMPORTANT… you must elaborate. No one word responses allowed. I will look you up if you don’t explain.
Answer on your own blog or facebook and gimme dem links!
- Jim Beam and… (explain)
- Cream is best with …(always explain!)
- Dream about….
- Downstream you’ll find…
- Extreme can be…
- Gleem is…
- Gleaming because…
- Meme’s are…
- Screaming about…
- Scheming because…
- Steamed at…
- Streams are…
- Team up for…
- Seems kind of…
- Theme for tonight is…
