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Kentucky Pregnant Paintballer Bachlorette Party

Published on May 24, 2009 in Education, Entertainment, Family, Money and Technology. 1 Comment Tags: , .


Paintballers are pretty nuts. But very dedicated. Paintballers invest heavily in specialty guns, paintballs, and protection. Stands to reason that this ultra-luxe paintball range on the other side of the state would want a bunch of young women running around giggling and shooting each other.

Offering a free round of paintball for future brides when accompanied by a dozen friends will no doubt be a smash.

Call us to talk about planning your Ceremony here too!

Nothing says “I DO” like a machinegun on full auto. Rent our 11,000 sqft Party on the Green with a kicking sound system. Set your band upstairs your Dance floor downstairs for an edgy wedding you’ll never forget.

Always use protection when balling.

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Inspired by Mozart, Now Working on My Julia Dales Beatboxing

Published on May 23, 2009 in Cars, Childhood, Education and Entertainment. 1 Comment Tags: , , .


I have a long way to go before I can match 17 year old Julia Dales with her beatboxing unplugged.

If you have kids, you remember all the “sing along” noises they made in the backseat before iPods and everybody had to listen to the radio or CD player in the car?

Julia Dales is a throwback to those wonderful days of yesteryear.

I’m pretty good with making simultaneous noises from different orifices, but Julia Dales needs to be the World Beat Box Champion. Forever, retire the trophy.

This cute little girl is sitting in the backseat, probably in the school parking lot, and she just seems to riff this amazing beat box rhythm.

I want to be the 70 year old version of Julia Dales – at least when it comes to beatboxing. I’m starting practice this weekend.

Rhymes with Ree-tard

Published on May 16, 2009 in Education and Food. 1 Comment Tags: , , , , .


Barry Levenson.

Mustard ree-tard.

It really doesn’t rhyme. I pronounce it Muss-turd. Not Muss-tard.

At any rate, Barry Levenson is a mustard nut.

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This is Barry Levensen’s gift to the world: the Mustard Museum. It was located in Mount Horeb Wisconsin, and was going to move to a new historic building in Middleton, Wisconsin, but the building caved in.

The Mayor of Middleton announced that Mustard lovers should not fear, a new location will be announced soon.

It’s a mustard museum.

Mustard.

This is a true WTF museum.

Mustard.

There are two kinds of mustard: yellow and not yellow.

Levenson’s beloved Boston Red Sox had just lost the World Series to the New York Mets and a depressed Levenson went to an all-night grocery to wander the aisles, the museum’s Web site said.

“He turned down the condiment aisle and heard a deep resonant voice as he passed the mustards: “If you collect us, they will come.”

Levenson at that moment vowed to amass the world’s largest collection of mustards and the rest, as they say, is history.

“Mustard!” he blustered.

Flustered, he ate clustered custard.

Shirley Jones Gets Nude, Florence Henderson Explains New TV Gadget

Published on May 12, 2009 in Education, Entertainment and Technology. 2 Comments Tags: , , , , , .
Shirley Jones Playmate

Shirley Jones Playmate

Giving old broads and old buzzards hope everywhere, two of the best known and most beloved television Moms are helping US/U.S. cope with our complicated lives.

First, Shirley Jones will take off all her clothes for Playboy. I’ll bet Hef is out of the country for this photo shoot. Full employment for Photoshoppers International Local #666. I don’t know how this helps our complicated lives but more naked people can’t hurt.

Shirley Jones was the mama in The Partridge Family

Shirley Jones was the mama in The Partridge Family

Next up, Florence Henderson will help geezers understand this whole new TeeVee digital signal converter gadget thingamabob.

Those people…are old. And they need someone nonthreatening and of comparable age to explain the process in plain, large-print words. Preferably with pretty colors. Florence Henderson, better known as Carol Brady, has stepped up to what we’re sure is a thankless job.

Florence Henderson was mama on The Brady Bunch

Florence Henderson was mama on The Brady Bunch

If I Could Make One Person Laugh Like This I Can Die Happy

Published on May 3, 2009 in Education and Entertainment. 3 Comments

If you have a clue what she is watching, please comment so I can update. I want to watch THAT video

UPDATE: She’s watching this dude and his goofy laugh.

Well one laffer leads to another in the Skype laughter chain!

You know whut? I’ve tried to fix this post six times. You can  figure it out.