Archive for the ‘Food’ Category
Attention all companies who have a product they wish to have me rave about.
Time is running out. Get your samples and coupons for free stuff to me ASAP.
The FCC is on our trail.
the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is considering to monitor blogs for undisclosed sponsored blog posts. According to the FTC, bloggers who don’t [...]
Saw the sunrise over Nashvegas International Airport - 6:15 a.m departure meant leaving home at 4:00 a.m.
Did a 360 on the runway at Reagan National - connecting to Boston, we started to roll for take off, slowed, did a 360 and stopped because there was bad weather in D.C.
Stayed in a Dee-luxe Apartment in the [...]
Pick the one answer a man would give in answer to this question:
Do you want me to go get dog food?
I’ll be going out later.
I can get it.
There is enough until tomorrow.
It’s OK.
Are you going by there?
Do you have money?
Yes.
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Rhymes with Ree-tard
Barry Levenson.
Mustard ree-tard.
It really doesn’t rhyme. I pronounce it Muss-turd. Not Muss-tard.
At any rate, Barry Levenson is a mustard nut.
This is Barry Levensen’s gift to the world: the Mustard Museum. It was located in Mount Horeb Wisconsin, and was going to move to a new historic building in Middleton, Wisconsin, but the building caved in.
The [...]
From the Breakfast Club - John Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. (You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.)
Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
Yeah, that’s what I should have said.
Let’s review:
Saturday: we had a little feud, and I’m pretty sure I [...]
I’ll make it easy on you.
Three guesses what the design team members of John Takamura and Dosun Shin, College of Design faculty members, and Tamara Christensen and Dean Bacalzo, Master of Science in Design students at Arizona State University wasted their time designing to win some stupid “breaking rules” competition.
1. Blue Man Groups latest musical [...]
Walgreens has 360 Vodka, 1.75L Bottle on sale for $19.99 - $20 rebate = ($0.01).
Limit 2 bottles per rebate/per household.
“360 Vodka is crafted from a philosophy of eco-awareness. 4x Distilled and 5x Filtered for unrivaled character. It’s the finest vodka Earth has to offer.”
Well free vodka is always the finest vodka Earth has to offer.
360 [...]
*Ahem,* child of mine who might be reading this, I am officially requesting the Rodenator as my Father’s Day Gift.
I am even offering financial support in your acquisition of the awesome Rodenator. The Sixty Explosive Stimulus we shall call it.
I don’t need one, we don’t have burrowing rodents.
I just want one.
Squirrels are rodents, we [...]



