That’s it.
Just a fishbowl on a guy’s head with water, the goggles, the snorkle.
I want to do this.
Except for the jerks that would dump their beer inside.
No, wait, then it would look like I was in a fish bowl of urine.
Kewl.
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What is it with Britain’s Got Talent that keeps dredging up these entertainers? Greg Pritchard is a waiter that “pretty much” hates his job.
Again, this is a Susan Boyle type freak out for the judges of Britain’s Got Talent. Greg Pritchard’s looks and his voice just don’t go together.
At. All.
Simon Cowell says “that shouldn’t have happened, should it… it’s like a dog meowing.” Would he like a dog to meow? Well, yes, he would.
Greg Pritchard calls himself a male soprano, but he explains he is a counter-tenor.
Prepared to be amazed… again.
Here’s the wiki on counter-tenor:
A countertenor is a male singing voice whose vocal range is equivalent to that of a contralto, mezzo-soprano, or (less frequently) a soprano, usually through use of falsetto, or more rarely the normal or modal voice. A pre-pubescent male who has this ability is called a treble. This term is used exclusively in the context of the classical vocal tradition, although numerous popular music artists also prefer employing falsetto.
Weird Al was a counter-tenor. Now that is Freaky.
On this Earth Day 2009, I pledge to Mother Earth:
- I will not leave earth for more than a few hours at a stretch.
- I will not eat earth, but I may continue to eat earthworms.
- I will refer to her as Mother Earth, rather than Planet Earth since there may be another Planet Earth soon. Hope they have better success franchising Planet Earth than Planet Hollywood did.
- Google earth will remain downsize because Sergey Brin never returns my phone call.
- I will listen to more Earth, Wind and Fire.
- I will use “Greetings, Fellow Earthling” at least daily.
- I will no longer question why Earth was not named after a Greek or Roman god.
- I will listen to more Eartha Kitt.
- I will respect those who were born under Earth signs, even though I think Astrology is for lunartics. (Aside: a volcanic eruption on the moon would be a lunar tic.)
So there you have it. My pledge to Mother Earth for Earth Day 2009.
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