Archive for the ‘kentucky’ Category

25
Mar

Get Weird and Win!

   Posted by: goinglikesixty Tags: , , ,

The Junk Drawer Blog is goofing off somewhere this week, but she left an assignment for her commenters. She stole a comment game from Comedy Plus. The Junk Drawer Blog is fun, but whoooo boy, her commenters are just so vanilla, so white bread, so unimaginative. Here’s how SHE explained the Comment Game. It’s very simple. I start [...]
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15
Jan

‘ello Old Bean. Welcome to the Polo Grounds, Chap. Shall I Pour You a Spot ‘o Tea?

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Just shoot me. Just shoot anybody that lives in Kentucky. Shoot people that were born in Kentucky twice. Shoot horse owners who have had a horse race at Churchill Downs with a bazooka. Shoot horse race lovers everywhere. Just shoot. It’s over. The Limeys have won after all. The Kentucky Derby and all races at Churchill Downs will [...]
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9
Nov

Gloomy Sunday Foreplay

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

This looked like a fun meme I found while reading Blog 365. Annie wrote hers and I found it interesting. It seems like it requires SOME thought, but not the deep soul-searching on which many memes focus. It’s a gloomy, chilly fall day, and NASCAR doesn’t start for a few hours. I’ve added some qualifiers [...]
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2
Nov

What’s With the Smallburg Election Day Penalty? Basic Freedom To Get Freebies Infringed.

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Life isn’t fair. I can accept that under most circumstances. I have a choice on where I live. But Election Day isn’t one of those times when I should get penalized for choosing to live in Smallburg, KY. If you show up with your “I Voted!” sticker at any participating Krispy Kreme, they’ll give you a [...]
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17
May

My First Bill Engvall Moment

   Posted by: goinglikesixty Tags: ,

I hitched up the bib overalls, put on my steel toed boots, protective eyewear, protective gloves and was going to do some serious tree removal on the back forty. Except I needed a new chain for the chainsaw. I headed for local Big Blue Bigbox, found the chain and took it out of the box to make [...]
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17
Apr

SCROTUM Says Kill ‘em Like Kentucky

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

The Supreme Court Rendering Opinions That Undo Manners (SCROTUM) says Kentucky knows how to kill people, and that every state should emulate the success Kentuckians have enjoyed. One of the justices of the peace said the anti-death anti-execution people didn’t prove there was a better way to kill people and ensure they felt no pain. Well crap. [...]
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27
Mar

Time to Gamble the Bourbon on March Madness

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

As the kids used to say, “Shut up.” The Mayor of Louisville is sending bourbon to the mayors of Chapel Hill and Knoxville. They are supposed to get schnockered when their teams lose to the University of Louisville. “Bourbon is our secret full-court press,” Abramson said in a news release. Since KY, NC and TN all make cigarettes [...]
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12
Mar

Irish Death Ray Pointed at U.S.; Canucks Conspire; We Will All Die Soon. Part II

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

More secretions from Republic of Ireland have come into my possession. While Grandad was supposedly attending a shindig in his honor, (aka WR 104) it appears that he was in fact devising a new plan along with the Embassy of Canuckastan to shoot a death ray at Kentucky. Reports from the village near Grandad confirm [...]
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