Archive for the 'kentucky' Category

My First Bill Engvall Moment

I hitched up the bib overalls, put on my steel toed boots, protective eyewear, protective gloves and was going to do some serious tree removal on the back forty. Except I needed a new chain for the chainsaw. I headed for local Big Blue Bigbox, found the chain and took it out of the box to make [...]

SCROTUM Says Kill ‘em Like Kentucky

The Supreme Court Rendering Opinions That Undo Manners (SCROTUM) says Kentucky knows how to kill people, and that every state should emulate the success Kentuckians have enjoyed. One of the justices of the peace said the anti-death anti-execution people didn’t prove there was a better way to kill people and ensure they felt no pain. Well crap. [...]

Time to Gamble the Bourbon on March Madness

As the kids used to say, “Shut up.” The Mayor of Louisville is sending bourbon to the mayors of Chapel Hill and Knoxville. They are supposed to get schnockered when their teams lose to the University of Louisville. “Bourbon is our secret full-court press,” Abramson said in a news release. Since KY, NC and TN all make [...]





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