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The Supreme Court Rendering Opinions That Undo Manners (SCROTUM) says Kentucky knows how to kill people, and that every state should emulate the success Kentuckians have enjoyed.
One of the justices of the peace said the anti-death anti-execution people didn’t prove there was a better way to kill people and ensure they felt no pain.
Well crap. [...]
As the kids used to say, “Shut up.”
The Mayor of Louisville is sending bourbon to the mayors of Chapel Hill and Knoxville. They are supposed to get schnockered when their teams lose to the University of Louisville.
“Bourbon is our secret full-court press,” Abramson said in a news release.
Since KY, NC and TN all make [...]
More secretions from Republic of Ireland have come into my possession. While Grandad was supposedly attending a shindig in his honor, (aka WR 104) it appears that he was in fact devising a new plan along with the Embassy of Canuckastan to shoot a death ray at Kentucky.
Reports from the village near Grandad confirm [...]
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