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M & M Premiums Look Like Rejects from Exxon Valdez

Oh well, now just come on. I wasn’t going to write anything about the new M & M Premiums because everybody knows that their premium candy are regular M & M candy coated lovelies. Then I came across this picture of the new candy. Now, tell me what is premium looking about these candies? They look like [...]

How Far North Would You Find Jesus Bar and Grill?

Think about this the next time your are in your thinking place where the seat flushes. I just got done mowing the backyard, and there’s nothing to do but think as I follow the ass of Briggs and Stratton. Here’s what I was thinking: How far north would you have to be in the U.S. to find [...]

For Sale or Trade: M&M’s and Miller Chill Beer, Trade for Baby Carrots and Water

The doctor just put me on the Do or Die Diet. You can imagine what fun I had late this afternoon, getting that news. I’ve had sleep apnea for 17 years. Always a trailblazer, I had sleep apnea before sleep apnea was cool. If that doesn’t impress you, try this: at the same sleep study, I was [...]





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