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My Optometrist and I Don’t See Eye to Eye. ahahahahaha

The twirp was arguing with me on the “Number One, Number Two; Number Three, Number Four; Number Five, Number Six” test. Which is better, he would ask, and I would answer. After I picked Number One, and when I picked Number Eight, I was aware that I had picked all even numbers. 2, 4, 6, 8 were [...]

Sherlock, Your Mental Acuity Still Amazes Me

Boobs Banned as Safety Hazard However, the massive boobies are the result of a dangerous and disgusting-sounding procedure known as polypropylene string breast implants, where the aim is to continuously irritate the breast tissue so it fills with naturally-produced goo. Jews Wills Sue South Carolina for Cross on License Plates Representatives of the American Civil Liberties Union and [...]

Where is John Wilkes Booth When We Need Him?

Speaking of Lincoln, what we need now is a John Wilkes Booth. Lincoln needs to die. Obama says he would seriously consider killing him. And he’s the one that is in favor of change. Kill the Lincoln penny. Kill the penny. Period. I think Old Honest Abe would want it that way. He was a frugal guy, he [...]





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