Catch Her In The Wry said Mrs. Spitzer looked like a worn out Jennifer Anniston. She does. But “worn out?” Ouch.
So here are the five people I resemble:
Chevy Chase
Arthur Conan Doyle
Spike Lee
John Major
Heinke Dreschler
I thought Mrs. Spitzer looked like Terri Hatcher.
and… Happy TGI Pi-Day 3.14
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I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings.
Dutch Boy Puts Finger in Dike
Surfer Dies
Hoes Half Off
Defense Department Endorses SPAM
Teabag Improves Complexion
An Eye for a Tooth -
The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth.
Girl (!) allergic to water -
When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.
Girl has period eleventy billion times -
Wow, it will be nice when [...]
This is hopeless, but please don’t post:
your search terms
the spam you get
your weather
in a language other than English
how successful you are (or could be)
and expect people to be interested.
I asked Nancy what she thought of this list and she thought, looked hard at me and said, “you really need a haircut.”
Am I in trouble?
Here are ideas for Valentine’s Day that IMHO are pretty lame because they have no real usefulness. But I guess women like that kind of thing. I guess. These are [...]
Smoking
HGH
Waxing
Obeying traffic laws
Get busted for mooning
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
I think in the coming week, I will work these into my conversations.
sans, ie: without. I went to work sans underwear. However, I am not allowed to use the terms sans-serif or Comic Sans.
zeitgeist, ie: thought representing this period of history. Disallowed: Google Zeitgeist
voila, ie: ta-da. I love that in Paris they actually use [...]



