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21
Mar

Friday Five - My How Headlines Have Changed

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings. Dutch Boy Puts Finger in Dike Surfer Dies Hoes Half Off Defense Department Endorses SPAM Teabag Improves Complexion
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14
Mar

Friday Five - The People I Resemble

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Catch Her In The Wry said Mrs. Spitzer looked like a worn out Jennifer Anniston. She does. But “worn out?” Ouch. So here are the five people I resemble: Chevy Chase Arthur Conan Doyle Spike Lee John Major Heinke Dreschler I thought Mrs. Spitzer looked like Terri Hatcher. and… Happy TGI Pi-Day 3.14
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29
Feb

Friday Five: It’s a Pandemic. Medical Malfunctions I’ll Never Have to Worry About

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

An Eye for a Tooth - The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth. Girl (!) allergic to water - When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease. Girl has period eleventy billion times - Wow, it will be nice when [...]
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15
Feb

Friday Five - Pissing Up a Rope

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

This is hopeless, but please don’t post: your search terms the spam you get your weather in a language other than English how successful you are (or could be) and expect people to be interested.
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25
Jan

Friday Five - Lame Valentine Gifts That She Will Love

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

I asked Nancy what she thought of this list and she thought, looked hard at me and said, “you really need a haircut.” Am I in trouble? Here are ideas for Valentine’s Day that IMHO are pretty lame because they have no real usefulness. But I guess women like that kind of thing. I guess. These are [...]
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18
Jan

Friday Five - Things to Start at Age 70

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Smoking HGH Waxing Obeying traffic laws Get busted for mooning
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11
Jan

Friday Five - Proverbs to Always Remember

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Man  with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man  who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man  who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man  who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs. Man  who fart in church sit in own pew.
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21
Dec

Friday Five - Words With Which to Work

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

I think in the coming week, I will work these into my conversations. sans, ie: without. I went to work sans underwear. However, I am not allowed to use the terms sans-serif or Comic Sans. zeitgeist, ie: thought representing this period of history. Disallowed: Google Zeitgeist voila, ie: ta-da. I love that in Paris they actually use [...]
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