Archive for the 'Friday Five' Category
I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings.
Dutch Boy Puts Finger in Dike
Surfer Dies
Hoes Half Off
Defense Department Endorses SPAM
Teabag Improves Complexion
Catch Her In The Wry said Mrs. Spitzer looked like a worn out Jennifer Anniston. She does. But “worn out?” Ouch.
So here are the five people I resemble:
Chevy Chase
Arthur Conan Doyle
Spike Lee
John Major
Heinke Dreschler
I thought Mrs. Spitzer looked like Terri Hatcher.
and… Happy TGI Pi-Day 3.14
An Eye for a Tooth -
The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth.
Girl (!) allergic to water -
When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.
Girl has period eleventy billion times -
Wow, it will be nice when [...]






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