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Published on March 21, 2008 in Friday Five. 4 Comments

I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings.

Dutch Boy Puts Finger in Dike

Surfer Dies

Hoes Half Off

Defense Department Endorses SPAM

Teabag Improves Complexion

Published on March 14, 2008 in Friday Five. 1 Comment

Catch Her In The Wry said Mrs. Spitzer looked like a worn out Jennifer Anniston. She does. But “worn out?” Ouch.

So here are the five people I resemble:

I thought Mrs. Spitzer looked like Terri Hatcher.

and… Happy TGI Pi-Day 3.14

Be Socialable

Published on February 29, 2008 in Friday Five and Health. 3 Comments

An Eye for a Tooth -
- The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth.
Girl (!) allergic to water -
- When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.
Girl has period eleventy billion times -
- Wow, it will be nice when I stop feeling like a bitchy whinefestering complainathon.
Putting nettles up your nose helps allergies -
- For people interested in gathering their own wild nettle it bears mentioning that they must wear long-sleeved shirts and gloves.”
My Fluffy Summer Brain -
- I wonder if all of the anguish and failures of the last few years have knocked the intelligence out of me?

Published on February 15, 2008 in Baby Boomer and Friday Five. 13 Comments

This is hopeless, but please don’t post:

and expect people to be interested.