I remember when these headlines had entirely different meanings.
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Catch Her In The Wry said Mrs. Spitzer looked like a worn out Jennifer Anniston. She does. But “worn out?” Ouch.
So here are the five people I resemble:
- Chevy Chase
- Arthur Conan Doyle
- Spike Lee
- John Major
- Heinke Dreschler
I thought Mrs. Spitzer looked like Terri Hatcher.
and… Happy TGI Pi-Day 3.14
- An Eye for a Tooth -
- The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth.
- Girl (!) allergic to water -
- When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.
- Girl has period eleventy billion times -
- Wow, it will be nice when I stop feeling like a bitchy whinefestering complainathon.
- Putting nettles up your nose helps allergies -
- For people interested in gathering their own wild nettle it bears mentioning that they must wear long-sleeved shirts and gloves.”
- My Fluffy Summer Brain -
- I wonder if all of the anguish and failures of the last few years have knocked the intelligence out of me?
This is hopeless, but please don’t post:
- your search terms
- the spam you get
- your weather
- in a language other than English
- how successful you are (or could be)
and expect people to be interested.











