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I think in the coming week, I will work these into my conversations.
- sans, ie: without. I went to work sans underwear. However, I am not allowed to use the terms sans-serif or Comic Sans.
- zeitgeist, ie: thought representing this period of history. Disallowed: Google Zeitgeist
- voila, ie: ta-da. I love that in Paris they actually use this in everyday life. However, it may be like “there-you-go” in the U.S. which I really hate.
- bon-vivant, ie: a person who doesn’t drink wine through a straw and never double dips the chips.
- sic transit gloria mundi, ie: there goes a washed up old fart.
THE UNKNOWN MEME: Use any of these terms in a post, in a logical context, but don’t mention in the post that it is a meme. Link back here please so I can see your creativity. 
All are welcome, all are welcome. Cross over children. There is peace and serenity in the light.
Just in case you boomers are feeling a little down because Prager is apologizing for Boomers and Xers are still hating on Boomers. We’re near death and asking our kids to throw the money in the casket with us, according to this post.
Cheer up, buckos. We’re still the best because:
- Only boomers fly the space shuttle
- Boomers have contributed more to Social Security
- Boomers provide the best entertainment
- Keith Olberman
- We perfected waterboarding
There’s more I’m sure, ideas?
I’m tired of the color of the stuff that comes out of my body on a regular basis. I need an upgrade. Here’s what I’m thinking as far as changing the color of my Pee, Poop, Sweat, Snot, and Spit. Otherwise known as the Sixty Five.
Pee: Orange – hunter orange! Not “orangeish.”
Poop: A lovely blue-green Mr. Fabulous accomplished this. Once he works out not having to deal with a blue tongue, it’s a go.
BTW: Memorable movie line: Well Pilgrim only after you eat the peanuts of out my shit.
UPDATE: # 2 BESTSELLER: WHAT YOUR POO CAN TELL YOU.
Sweat: Green – pastel/lime green. This guy did it, but doctors aren’t sure how. Once they figure it out, he’s got a gold mine.
Snot: Work in a coal mine, you’ll get the blackest snot (and the blackest lungs.)
Spit: not chaw, that’s too gross and I would puke anyway. I remember seeing a guy with a white beard with a brown stain right where the string of juice would hit.
Bad, bad image.
I think I would like a nice purple.
