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Rendering the Dork Side

Published on July 18, 2008 in Random. 3 Comments

I’m a sucker for websites that make art based on text input. Here are six screenshots taken randomly, the first four were from text input: going like sixty. The last two are titled with the input text.

Dreamlines via Alchemies read on Blog365MegaFeed.

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Yellow

Pleasing

Caution: Mesmerizing website! I watched for minutes! If you knew me, you would be impressed that it could hold my attention that long!

You are Hereby Disqualified from Bitching About Gas Prices

Published on July 13, 2008 in Random. 3 Comments

Don’t come up to me and start bitching because gas prices are 10 cents higher in this town than any other towns around us if:

  • we are at a private country club
  • you arrived in an SUV
  • your income is probably triple the national average, maybe higher
  • your wife works
  • you drive a gas golf cart
  • you whine because everywhere you went on vacation, gas was cheaper than here
  • you say “market conditions” isn’t a valid reason
  • you are wearing Izod everything
  • your using $3 golf balls.

Yeah, that just happened, and he didn’t like it when I said the reason gas prices are higher here is because guys like you are willing to pay the price.

I hope he hits his $3 golf ball in the stupid pond.

Damn fool.

The Aftermath of Agent Orange (Chainsaw)

Published on July 12, 2008 in Random. 6 Comments

Exuse me! I totally forgot to bring you up to speed on clearing the back forty. It’s coming along pretty well. Got rid of that lovely flowering bush

and now have a bare strip of dirt and lots of stubs.

Yeah, that’s much better, now we can see the White Trash Status Symbols in our neighbor’s yard.

If you own what I’ve dubbed a ‘white trash status symbol,’ such as an above ground swimming pool or a backyard trampoline, I look down you.

But since he’s putting up the brand new fence, I can hardly complain, until after the fence is up and he can’t hear me.

Would I rather have the green bush? Yes. Did I want to trim it? No.

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