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You are Hereby Disqualified from Bitching About Gas Prices

Don’t come up to me and start bitching because gas prices are 10 cents higher in this town than any other towns around us if: we are at a private country club you arrived in an SUV your income is probably triple the national average, maybe higher your wife works you drive a gas golf cart you whine because everywhere you [...]

The Aftermath of Agent Orange (Chainsaw)

Exuse me! I totally forgot to bring you up to speed on clearing the back forty. It’s coming along pretty well. Got rid of that lovely flowering bush and now have a bare strip of dirt and lots of stubs. Yeah, that’s much better, now we can see the White Trash Status Symbols in our neighbor’s yard. If [...]

The Internet Balloon Race That Just Isn’t That Much Fun.

Did you notice that little thingy in the bottom right of your screen? Its supposed to be a balloon that I can race around the internet. It’s a cool idea: if you are on a self-hosted blog if you just want to randomly visit other websites If you want to give me balloon juice, click on the floating [...]





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