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Attention Boomers: Don’t Fall Down and Break an Ear


May is Don’t Break a Hip Month.

It’s also “Things Get Eary When You’re a Boomer” Month.

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I use Energizer batteries in my hearing aid (when I wear them.) They sent me some propaganda that came from study they did on how not hearing affects adult kids.

No surprises here, unless you have a hearing loss and won’t admit it.

The survey found that nearly half of adult children surveyed (45 percent) said a parent’s hearing loss has had an effect on the relationship they have with that parent.

Here’s what they found:

  1. Hearing loss hinders relationships. Nearly half of adult children surveyed (45 percent) said a parent’s hearing loss has had an effect on the relationship they have with that parent. One in three (36 percent) said their parent misses important details about their lives; while nearly one in ten (9 percent) said they don’t communicate or share information with their parent as much as they would like to because hearing loss gets in the way.
  2. Putting appearance before family? Although 72 percent of boomers said their hearing loss has affected the relationship they have with their adult children, only 11 percent choose to wear a hearing aid. Reasons for NOT wearing a hearing aid? One in three boomers said they don’t like the way hearing aids look or feel and they believe the device will make them look or feel older than they really are.
  3. Do as I say, not as I do. More than 80 percent of boomers said it was extremely or very important for their adult child to have their hearing checked; however less than half (42 percent) of boomers surveyed had their own hearing screened within the past two years.
  4. Dad, can you hear me now? More than four out of ten adult children (44 percent) said their parent needs a hearing aid.
  5. You’ve got to see it to believe it. When it comes to having a visual impairment, nearly all of the boomers polled (99 percent) said they wear glasses/contacts all the time or for specific tasks; whereas only 11 percent wear a hearing aid to correct their hearing impairment.

Here’s what I’ve found:

#1. True. Except I’m never around them, and when we are, we just tolerate each other’s quirks and health problems until they (or we) go home. And friends never would ever bring up something so personal.

#2. If you can afford the really tiny hearing aids, people really don’t know you are wearing them until they look closely.

#3. Yeah, Boomers are famous for thinking more about others than they do themselves. But younger boomers have been exposed (and are exposed to more dangerous sound levels over a longer period of time — hello iPod!)

#4. In my case, since my hearing lose is from Tinnitus there really isn’t any gain from wearing hearing aids. It was just a shot that by increasing desirable sounds, the undesirable sound may seem less intrusive.

#5. It’s like snoring. Boomers can’t hear themselves snore so they don’t admit it.  AND — this is a biggie, it’s a helluva lot more expensive to wear hearing aids than it is eyeglasses. I can buy a fairly fashionable pair of frames for $150.  The hearing aids I wear set me back six grand. That was a huge waste.  Comparing eyeglasses to hearing aids is like comparing crutches to a Hoveround.

So there it is. Get your hearing checked. You never know what’s being said behind your back.

GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST

GM Dealer Closing List is Here.


GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST
But you won’t see the GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST here because it’s not out yet. But Huffingtonpost.com is getting all the Google Juice by saying GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST (check back later.)

So I commented: Pigs. If you don’t have GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST just say so. Other wise why not put on your blog, Supreme Court Nominee Released (check back later)

GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST isn’t here. And the Chrysler Closing List isn’t here either. But here is a list from Janna.

UPDATE: Note: there is no public GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST. GM is keeping it a secret, because they don’t think there is any public interest in a GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST.

I’m still scouring the innerwebst for GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST to give you a link when I find the GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST

Things that annoy me today.
Which was actually yesterday. But you were looking for the GM Dealer Closing List: SEE FULL LIST so timing isn’t really critical to you is it?

1. Gas prices are rising again. It picked this weekend to reach the highest it’s been in a long time because THAT’S when I’ll need to refill my tank.

2. My feet stink. What happened? I thought women’s feet were supposed to smell like flowers or potpourri or something.

3. Cheap pizza tends to taste like cheap pizza.

4. My cats stubbornly refuse to grow opposable thumbs so they can scoop their own poop.

5. Still having ridiculous ISP trouble. Lousy service. Ignorant employees. Where’s the mafia when I need them? This has been going on for a whole week already!

Today We Play, What the Hell IS This?


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I’ll make it easy on you.

Three guesses what the design team members of John Takamura and Dosun Shin, College of Design faculty members, and Tamara Christensen and Dean Bacalzo, Master of Science in Design students at Arizona State University wasted their time designing to win some stupid “breaking rules” competition.

1.  Blue Man Groups latest musical instrument

2. Shrek’s Bidet

3. Yoga Toilet

Give up? I should make this a real contest but I want to embarrass the dumb asses listed above because they consider this a “transgenerational” innovation.

Read this crap…

appropriate aesthetics, design innovation, ecological responsibility and market and user benefits.

which is pure bullshit. They spent an entire semester, 15 weeks, to design this turd of a concept.

Yeah, it’s a a bunch of ca-ca all right.

#3.

The Flo™ toilet is an ergonomic, sustainable design concept for baby boomers that functions like a squat toilet. Designers maintain that using the Flo™ toilet is akin to yoga – by building and strengthening abdominal and back muscles.

Oh, yeah? Let me tell you about using a squat toilettes. Paris has a few public ones. I needed to go. I didn’t know it was a squat toilette (stoop and poop) until I had already deposited by 20 centavos, or whatever those tiny Paris/Euro coins are called.

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It was a self cleaning deal.  I’m inside, the door has slammed shut like Capone’s Vault and Geraldo is on the way. Then I see the hole in the floor.  I’ve got a turtle head going, so there is no turning back.

Poopsocking was not an option.

I try to squat, but a thoroughly osteoarthritic knee only bendable to about 120 degrees, keeps me hovering two feet above the four inch hole.

This affliction keeps my pants well in the line of fire.

I was sure as soon as I got half-naked, to get my pants out of harm’s way, the door would rotate open and the metro would have just arrived with a bunch of Japanese school children. (French kids wouldn’t bat a beret.)

So I leaned against the wall.

Luckily these self cleaning toilets are spotless. Otherwise the floor would have been slippery, my shoes would have slid and my butt would have hit the hole with my legs splayed out in front of me.

Which actually would have been a better in the long run.

I’ll spare you the rest of the details, you’re already way ahead of my story anyway. Downtown Julie Brown would have been proud of my creation.

Lemme tell ya, if any new toilet design comes around, let it be this one.

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Yeah, the one where I can make motorcycle noises and face a television screen.

Magic Jack Just Got Me Again


Magic Jack advertised free long distance phone calls for $29.95.

My daughter lives in Florida, so a year or so ago, I bought the Magic Jack gizmo figuring I would save some bucks if that was the only time I used it. Turns out I used it a lot when calling Boompa in Bangladesh to troubleshoot my wireless router. No toll-free number? No problem. (It was a U.S. number, international calls are not free, but close.)

Originally I had it installed in my desktop where it chugged along just fine. Read the details here.

The Magic Jack basically was trouble free for the time I had it.

When it came time to renew, I was involved in other things and ignored the popup window asking me to renew.
Since I do most of my Magic Jack calling outbound, it didn’t matter to me that there were no local numbers in our area code.
So I chose Boca Raton Florida because that had a nice sound do it.
Plus it freaked out people when I would call and they saw the Caller ID.

I had my fun, but didn’t renew until I found out Magic Jack has vastly improved their number of area codes and cities so that the gadget can be used for both inbound and outbound calls. I moved Magic Jack to a laptop and renewed their service. Changing from my original number to the local number was free and a snap.

But having a local number sure makes it harder to make those harassing phone calls.

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I’m not paid anything to push Magic Jack. If ads appear on the site it’s because Magic Jack pushed them here through Google Ads.

Get Weird and Win!

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The Junk Drawer Blog is goofing off somewhere this week, but she left an assignment for her commenters. She stole a comment game from Comedy Plus.

The Junk Drawer Blog is fun, but whoooo boy, her commenters are just so vanilla, so white bread, so unimaginative.

Here’s how SHE explained the Comment Game.

It’s very simple. I start the game off by listing two words or phrases, like waffles or pancakes, and you pick the one you like better. You can explain why if you like.

She started with Twitter or Facebook. Nice start, but OMG, her commenters responded with choices like:

  • Mac or PC
  • Coffee or Tea
  • Boxers or Briefs
  • Peanut Butter or Jelly

I. am. NOT. kidding. And it goes on for over 100 comments.

I played too, here were my choice:

  • Po or Laa Laa – which the next person said they didn’t have a clue about. Dur, Hello Google? So I came back with…
  • Clarabelle or Crusty – which the next poster didn’t know, but chose Clarabelle because it was a nice name! OMG, puh-leeze! My final entry, before I decided to hijack this idea was…
  • Simon Cowell or Simon & Shuster. The next commenter chose Simon Cowell because she hadn’t heard of “the other one.”

LISTEN UP. Here’s the deal. I am taking over this idea.

There is a big prize involved.

A wonderful Marilyn Monroe shirt from the wonderful people at TeesForAll.com. I wanted a gift certificate from TeaseForMe.com, but haven’t heard back. TeesforAll.com is not doing this because they like me, they want to sell you some Tee shirts. Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. They have a really cool Stones shirt, and some other Boomer targeted stuff.

WIN THIS SHIRT

WIN THIS SHIRT

No, it doesn’t have to be the Marilyn Monroe baby-doll with pink stripes, unless you want it. And then I want a picture of you in it.

HERE’S HOW WE’RE GONNA PLAY:

It’s kind of like the The Junk Drawer Blog contest, BUT, the combinations need to be weird, arcane, tricky, smart, obscure, clever, whatever. (Like my examples! :-) )

AND: you must explain why you chose the word you did, to avoid miscellaneous fakery.

After a while, I’ll close the comments and then we will vote on the best combination.  Finalists may be contacted to provide a full and complete explanation of their word combinations so you can’t fake it easily.

Got it? Good.

Here is my combination, you take it from here:

Sky King or Enola Gay?