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I’m not celebrating, I’m just okay with the fact that another 999,999,999 computers have Firefox installed and hopefully are using that instead of Internet Explorer.
Bill Gates is a Prick.
You’re probably like me, you have at least two browsers installed, and maybe four or five or none.
And, if you are like me, you get totally honked off at Firefox and switch to another browser just to teach it a lesson.
3.5 was a nightmare for me. Constant crashes. then 3.5.1 came out and ’tis alrighty.
Sometimes I write Die Firefox Die. But it won’t and another version is released and it’s OK for a while.
So Live, Firefox, Live.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
The iTit considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them…
UPDATE: On Brian’s suggestion, I checked to make sure the iTit was thoroughly tested. Here is a video of one of the tests.
UPDATE: Yanko Design has picked up on the iTit and offers this concept wireless mouse.
Erotic pleasure just took another techno turn and you can squarely blame the iTit for it. Deriving pleasure (rather inspiration) from Apple’s optical wireless mouse, the added feature to this design is tactile interaction with nipples! You read that right! A nipple provocatively beckons you to come and feel it…and responds to your caress as a joystick would.
UPDATE 2: For other concept iProducts: iShit, iBum, iBall, iCrotch, and Helena iVagina read this.
I just ran a speed test on how well I am connected to the internet.
Better than my cousin-sister in Hazard, KY, and better than my daddy-uncle in Pikeville, KY, but 1/2 the speed of my friend Elin Woods, in Sweden, and 1/12 the speed of my long-lost friend Danny Choo in Japan.
Right now the government is deciding the future of the Internet in the United States.
The Federal Communications Commission is crafting our national high speed internet strategy, which will determine how fast the Internet is and who has access to high speed connections.
Help shape this policy in just two minutes.
Take this Speed Test, and help update data and help make universal broadband a reality.
http://www.speedmatters.org/speedtest2009
Then fill in the form to send a letter to your feral (no typo – little or no contact with real people) representatives. I personalized my letter because Speedmatters.org was just too nice in their letter.
The United States ranks just 15th among industrialized nations in broadband access — and this is costing our economy billions of dollars every year.
Every day, American businesses are missing out on opportunities to sell their goods and services in the global marketplace. Every day, the American people are missing out on important health and educational benefits. And every day, the American economy is missing out on good jobs created by high speed internet access.
That’s because the U.S. has historically invested relatively less on telecommunications than most other major countries. Consumers are charged more for slower speeds, and our current high-speed networks don’t even reach millions of American households.
Like Bubba-Louise, my cousin-sister in Hazard can’t even watch Keyboard Cat, because it won’t download.
H/she needs to see this stuff:
I just killed Twitter. Not the whole thing, so if the Fail Whale shows up today, don’t blame me. I just quit following Twitter via Twitterfox, and I never go to the website (same as 80% of other Twitter users.)
A WordPress plug-in posts to Twitter when I put up a new post, so don’t mistake that as being me.
I just don’t see the value in Twitter.
I think Twitter is for those who have a life (or a business to promote.)
