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Stupid, stupid, stupid. Then gullible, gullible, gullible. Then awestruck, awestruck, awestruck. Then it struck me: Bill Gates is a Prick. It was revenge of the Gates.
Today, I’m just glad I know enough about navigating around the web to realize I downloaded a virus and apparently got away with it.
Nancy was poking around last evening looking for a pattern to knit a baby blanket. She was searching on the term “free baby blanket knitting pattern” and then visited a bunch of websites.
She came me and said that something popped up on the screen indicating we had a virus.
Yeah! Trojans, and dialers, and bots and rogues and spyware had taken over our computer and threatened to do all the things we computer users read about.
437 infections. Worse than any crack-whore!
Yeah, I freaked a little. But I had this nagging question: since I used another anti-virus and have the Windows firewall disabled, why was XP sending me this?
Since the other anti-virus was quietly just sitting there, I figured better safe than sorry and clicked the “remove” button.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. In hindsight, I realize that downloaded a bunch of crap onto my drive. As it was supposedly cleaning things up, I was poking around and clicked on the help. Look at the URL that popped up.
1. it wasn’t a secure server (no https://)
2. who the hell is xp-protectsoft.com?
3. Holy CRAP - I just downloaded a virus.
Gullible. Gullible. Gullible.
Notice the little official drop down window saying that I was in deep doo-doo.
It was all to instill just another level of panic. It worked.
Luckily, a friend had told me about SuperAntiSpyware.com and I have been running this regularly. I immediately launched it and scanned everything.
We have two drives: one built in, and one external where Nancy puts all her patterns - embroidery and knitting and such.
After 2 hours of scanning over 350,000 files, the anti-spyware had isolated 8 threats from XPProtect (along with some harmless tracking cookies.) Normally when these items are isolated, the program will recommend quarantine.
Not this time. The program recommended “removal.”
I did and then ran the scan again. All clear this morning. I will run it again tonight and probably every night for a few evenings just to make sure there isn’t a trojan horse lingering.
Eventually I became awestruck at the beauty of the whole deal.
- it was a knitting site, how innocent!
- who frequents knitting sites? Perhaps the not-so-suspicious web surfers
- who follows directions perfectly? knitters!
- who would freak the most if one of the infections was from a porn site? Anybody!
- who wouldn’t think XP was looking out for their best interest? ME!
Bill Gates is a Prick.
How about another sneaky way? Download an airline ticket and get a virus? It’s being done!
I was more than a little impressed with the ingenuity of it all.
But if you start getting baby blanket knitting spam, you know where it came from.
UPDATE: I am not alone! This malware is being tracked by experts. Yay for them!
I don’t care if all the cool kids are touting how wonderful Firefox 3.01 is, and how it should kill Internet Explorer. I absolutely freakin’ HATE Firefox and the way it underperforms the other two browsers: IE and Safari.
Yeah, that’s pretty extreme and probably very offensive to some folks, but right now, I’m OK with labeling Firefox the scourge of my browsing experience.
Here are the issues:
1. I HATE the way Firefox renders fonts.
Firefox:
Internet Explorer:
Safari:
Yeah, well there is TO a difference. Making a JPEG made Firefox look a LOT better than the stupid real Firefox.
2. I HATE the way Firefox and Google RSS don’t get along.
I have removed all the Firefox Add-ons. It’s as clean a version as my little pea-brain can muster. Yet when I scroll thru the RSS feeds this pops up about every tenth feed. All previous feeds are not marked as read so the next time I go back to the reader, I get the same feeds again. I don’t have a few seconds to wait. I have important things to do. I am important. I am a man, I am not an animal. STFU Reader…
3. I HATE the way Firefox won’t display the page correctly.
Here’s how I want the page to look: With the old type fonts as background. Like it shows in IE:
Don’t tell me I have to have two versions of CSS to make Firefox look like IE. That’s not my problem. That’s not my code slave’s problem. IE is still the dominant browser. If Firefox can’t replicate IE, then that is a problem for the Firefox brigade.
So I am off Firefox.
I am on Internet Explorer.
And Bill Gates is a Prick.
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