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Jul

Above Ground Pool Whirlpool Maker Needed - Apply Within

   Posted by: goinglikesixty Tags: ,

A couple posts back I reprinted a quote from Vicious Victoria, or whatever she calls herself, about above ground pools and tramps representing white trash. I mean tramps, the kind you jump on trampolines. If you have kids 8 - 14 years old, an above ground pool is a GREAT way to spend your money. I [...]
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5
May

Violent Acres: Comment on Female Masturbation

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Out of nowhere, my thighs started to spasm. Panicked, I looked up from my book to see if anyone was watching me. Luckily, everyone was obediently reading or sleeping, so I was free to conduct my mini break down in relative peace. With a choking sigh, I slumped over on my desk and forced myself [...]
4 Comments
24
Apr

Violent Acres: Comment Here on Curlys and Straights

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

Violent Acres weighs in on body image. Since she doesn’t allow commenting, feel free to spout off here. Anna disagreed and as I carefully combed through her brilliantly bouncy locks, she pouted. “I wish I had straight like you!” Shocked, I insisted, “But Anna! Your hair is gorgeous! I would die for hair like yours!” With a perplexed [...]
3 Comments
16
Apr

Violent Acres: $3,577 Raised by Birthday Charity Challenge

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

It’s been roughly a week since I started my Birthday Charity Challenge and here are the results so far. As you can see, we have raised about $3,577. It’s also clear that paypal royally sucks.
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13
Apr

Violent Acres: Biggest Snob of All

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

His assertion was those who read my website worshiped me and would listen to anything I said. I told him he shouldn’t be fooled. My audience is a fickle bunch who would turn their collective backs on me the very second I wrote something disagreeable. I read the post and am just totally flummoxed. But it [...]
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4
Apr

Violent Acres: Comment Here on Birthday Challenge

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

I started out each phone call by saying that I wrote for a somewhat popular website and that I was interested in using my website to raise money for their charity. Everyone I spoke to seemed pretty enthused about my idea and assured me they were going to help me raise the money any way [...]
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26
Mar

Violent Acres: Comment on Making Light Promises

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

I’ll just say that she was going through some shit and like many children who go through shit; she was handling it like a soldier. Chin up. Head high. Defiant look in her eyes…as if she were daring you to call her weak.
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25
Mar

Violent Acres: Uninspired, Compiles Complaints

   Posted by: goinglikesixty

I don’t really like to use this site as a way to self indulgently complain, but really, I have nothing else to write about. So, fuck it. So, without further ado, here is a list of things that have been bothering me lately. I personally love listening to all the voice prompts when I try to reach [...]
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