Tag Archive for 'beer'

Happy Father’s Day

As seen at Villa d’ Miller Chill on Father’s Day.

Yes, I remember Schlitz. Is it even around today? I think it has/had the same “panache” as Old Milwaukee, Stroh’s,  Pabst Blue Ribbon and Blatz.

We would use those brands when I was mixing 1/2 beer and 1/2 pineapple wine.

Today we mix Bud Light,diet  Raspberry Lemonade, Skyy Vodka and organic Raspberrys.

The only issue is: Nancy doesn’t drink her fair share. The recipe makes a large pitcher full and once she has a small glass, she’s so hot she stares into the fridge flapping the door while I finish the rest of the pitcher.

Johnsonville Beer Brats and Bourbon Recipe


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Here’s a great midweek, it’s-gonna-thunderstorm, but-I-got-the-yard-mowed-and-now-I’m-starved dinner.
Six Johnsonville Beer Brats and a handful of Bourbon and a nifty Johnsonville Sausage apron.

Oh, what? You don’t have a Johnsonville Sausage apron do you. OK, it will still work, but you will have to be very neat. (Loser.)

Matt Rivera, my new best friend who does PR for Johnsonville Sausage, sent me the spiffy (codger talk for “totes”) apron. You know about my other blog, right? BBQandBourbon.com? I wrote something nice about brand X beer brats, and Matt found out and bribed me sent me this nice apron.
I bought the Johnsonville Brats.

Just in case you go looking for them at your local grocery store, here’s what the package looks like.

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Here is the offical BBQandBourbon recipe using Johnsonville Beer Brats.

  • Start with a glass of your favorite bourbon. Consume.
  • Fire up your gas or charcoal grill.
  • Preheat gas grill to medium-low heat. (If charcoal, allow it to burn until white ash has formed on the coals.)
  • Pour another glass of bourbon. Consume.
  • Place links on grill 7-9 inches above heat source. Use tongs to turn links often, every 4-6 minutes. (Closing the grill lid while cooking helps minimize flare-ups.)
  • Consume bourbon until everything looks a nice golden brown. About the same color as your bourbon.

Put on plate, pour another glass of bourbon and consume.

Now if the thunderstorm isn’t looming and your local weather radio isn’t advising you to take cover immediately, and you want to serve some friends, here is another great recipe from Johnsonville Sausage:

  • One 11 x 9 x 2 3/8 inch aluminum foil baking pan
  • 2 – 3 beers
  • 2 Tbsp. butter
  • 1 medium yellow or white onion, sliced

Johnsonville® Brat Hot Tub Directions

Put a foil pan right on the grill, careful not to singe your knuckle hair, pour in the beers and add the butter and onions.  Then grill your Johnsonville Brats to a juicy, golden-brown perfection.  Serve immediately to your hungry guests and place any remaining brats into the steaming hot tub.  When folks are ready for seconds or thirds–or when stragglers show up late – grab a Johnsonville Brat out of the hot tub and enjoy!

And keep the Bourbon for yourself.

This Made Me Chuckle: Snorkler In Fishbowl


That’s it.

Just a fishbowl on a guy’s head with water, the goggles, the snorkle.

I want to do this.

Except for the jerks that would dump their beer inside.

No, wait, then it would look like I was in a fish bowl of urine.

Kewl.
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If I Don’t Die in a Fiery Plane Crash, You Win Free Blog Ideas

I knew you would show up. You just can’t stay away can you? It’s like something that’s addictive, but it really isn’t, it’s just something you like to do.

So you are here.

I am glad you are.

I’m not here:

Going Like Sixty was horribly burned and died in a fiery plane crash some where near Plains, Georgia today.

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Sixty

His remains will be among the peanuts for eternity. He had two nuts and was totally nuts, so remaining family members felt this was appropriate. He was going to be cremated anyway and the beneficiaries of his vast estate didn’t want to waste the money.

  • If I didn’t die, I am making renewing this offer to fellow bloggers as my Thanksgiving:

Three Free Blog Ideas.

Leave me a comment, and I’ll provide three ideas tailored especially to your blog and your writing style.

Meanwhile, I will be enjoying my Beer fed Turkey with a glass of beer, beer nuts, followed by M&M’s as long as they last. I may even have a whole damn pie for Gloria.

UPDATE: I am alive and well. Please hit me with your ideas. Give me 24 hours or so? OK.