After being made fun of because of my teal hard hat and Remington orange chain saw, I couldn’t stop. The deforestation of our back forty continues.
Today, I am attacking this hedge…
SPOILER ALERT: Don’t read any further because what comes next is what happens in Saw V to be premiered at the Remington Theater. (Map below)
I waited until the Unknown Flowering Hedge That Ate Our Back Yard (UFHTAOBY) was at the peak of it’s beauty before I cut the life out of it. Hacked down to the stumps then forced in to the Worlds Largest Chipper Shredder. (WLCS)
BTW, I can do a great imitation of a gas powered chain saw. Which I often do. Perhaps I will make an audio file and upload it later.
Special appearance planned if I am authorized to leave the county by my probation officer.
UPDATE: I need to pay attention more. Apparently Nancy has gone green.
This isn’t near as funny as the stuff at Humor Blogs.
