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The Geezer Betrayal: The Unkindest of Them All

If you had to guess, wouldn’t you think this guy

would believe the best way to market to people like him, would be to hire people like him?
Wrongo – Chemo Sapiens!

The New York Times recently reported on Lee’s (edit: the guy pictured) remarks at a big ad world confab. He seems to have said that the key to getting with it in the New World Order of advertising-marketing is hiring lots of youngsters and giving them more or less free rein to invent the future.

I’ve read one excellent management book in my life. Read it more than once. It was written by Tom Peters. I liked it so well I had the four managers that reported to me read it and we discussed it one chapter at a time. That was about 30 years ago. Every once in a while, I’ll bump up against his writing and he is still railing away.

He seems pretty cool, sent me a cap once. And he’s Sixty+.

I normally avoid reading about marketing to boomers because it’s just too big a topic and unless you are in marketing, it’s pretty boring stuff. But there have been enough posts and comments on this blog others I read about marketing to us, that his reaction struck a chord.

Here’s what Peters thinks (about marketing to boomers):
Awful.
Dumb.
Disgraceful.
Insane.
Stupid.
Pitiful.
Embarrassing.
It fits right in here! I’ve been all those things.

A couple weeks ago, I approached Valueclick to start putting ads on my site. Turns out, I wasn’t the right “fit” for their advertisers. Their loss. I think they are waiting for me to get over 10,000 readers a day.

There may be a couple dozen individual bloggers – without a political agenda – that write for boomers. Most of them The great ones are in my blog roll.

Smart marketers would have a whole houseful of geezers yapping away if they really wanted to be successful.

I’m working on Sergey and Brin, so I’ll leave it to Peters to work on Clow. While I’m pissing in the wind, he can be pissing in Clow’s ear.

Blaine Branchik and Tim Manners Can Kiss My Wrinkled Ass.

I really hate it when bloggers turn off commenting.

It’s just so damned arrogant to write your opinion and then shut your ears and say “LA LA LA LA.”

Many of the blogs that close commenting are Splogs – content scrapers from real blogs. Reverie.com isn’t a Splog because my Consigliere sent me the link.

So my only recourse to express my opinion on their opinion is to write it here and link it there.

Filed under “Cool News of the Day.” Which indicates to me that Reveries.com supports the position taken by the people they profusely quoted.

“Seniors, particularly baby boomers, each believe they belong to a market segment made up of exactly one person,” says Quinnipiac’s Blaine Branchik, in a New York Times article by Charles Duhigg (1/6/08). “Many believe the only thing they have in common is that they are all so unique that they have nothing in common,”

The oldest Baby Boomers are 61 years old. That is not senior. I don’t know where “senior” starts, but the terms are not interchangeable.

The baby boom generation has been discussed ad nauseum since we were noticed.

Branchik knows that.

So let’s say the NYT misquoted him, that’s the traditional “out,” right?

Tim Manners (HA!) makes a lame joke about marketers trying to put us into “neat little boxes, other than the pine kind.” OMG, Tim that was just so clever. You should be in marketing.

The four boxes he likes from Age Wave are:

  • Ageless Explorers
  • Comfortably Contents
  • Live for Todays
  • Sick and Tireds

He then attaches more lame-ass and insulting generalizations to each of the categories.

Hey Blaine and Tim: Kiss My Wrinkled Ass.

I know marketers have to speak in boxes, that’s OK. But understand too that in any given period of time, I can see myself in any of those boxes. We are a moving target, we are not locked into a lifestyle yet, our moods and attitudes change – just like every other demographic box.

Comments are closed for Tim Manners and Blaine Branchik.

We now return you to regularly scheduled smart-assery.