If you’re not white trash, you shouldn’t be writing about throwing a white trash party, biyotch.
According to ThisNext these are the necessities for a white trash party:
- PBR
- baby pool for PBR
- charcoal grille
- lawn chair
- goofy fake teeth
- hanes wife beater shirt
- Wonder Bread hot dog buns
- cowboy boots
- denim short shorts
- paper plates
- mullet wig
Ha. Ha. Ha. That is just hilarious.
Here’s what you need for a ‘Urban Loser’ party:
- Tuesday night
- rooftop
- mini lights
- Take out Chinese food
- Odors
- red plastic cups
- Corona
- Grey Goose
- Kanye West sunglasses
- Posing for Facebook photos
- sports team caps
- sundress
- girls kissing girls
- cupcakes
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