- Oscar Mayer is dead.
- Lear Jets filed for bankruptcy – Ford and GM execs may have to start actually driving their own cars!
- Chocolate body parts
- Man dies in vat of chocolate
- Bernie Ecclestone of Formula 1 says Hitler was cool.
- Speidel Twist-o-flex is bankrupt
- Mac’s not so subtle messages:
- Sofi at the ballpark last night
Overwhelming, I tell you, overwhelming. At least I don’t feel

