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Thanks Nutrisystem. After Spending Huge Bucks, Maybe I’ll Find a Treasure in My Sunken Chest.


When I was a kid we thought it was a riot to read lbs. as lubs.

I’ve used Nutrisystem “food” for a few weeks.  I got weighed today on an official doctor’s office scale, and not the truck scale I usually use.

I’ve lost 26 lubs.

When I asked Nancy if she could tell, (because I can’t) she said “Yes, you want to know where?”

Of course I do? My beer belly is gone! right?

No, apparently my chest is! She gestured across her ample bosom (and that’s not a slam, dear) that I she could notice it “right here.”

I guess my man boobs are gone. Not exactly what I was aiming for, but it’s a start.

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Danica Patrick Signs Man Boobs. I May Have a Shot!


I think Danica Patrick is cute. Not hot. Not sexy. Not slutty. Just cute.

I’m getting old.

But in her latest commercial for Boost Mobile, Danica Patrick says I still have a shot to have her go motor-boating in my man boobs.

Because we all know, what is in commercials actually happens in real life.

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Bob Parsons

Even if Bob Parsons, the GoDaddy.com guy, doesn’t. I think he thinks that throwing lots of money at Danica Patrick to appear as a stripper in his commercials will get him a shot.

News flash Bobbo. My man boobs have a better shot than your money.

I saw it on a commercial.

Which BTW: Boost Mobile sounds like a plan I need. Now I just need to score really cool unlocked phone for a buck and a half.

PS: Danica Patrick will make the move to NASCAR and eat their lunch.