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Robin Meade is My New Best Friend

We go to sleep with Dave Letterman and wake up with Robin Meade.

She is my new best friend.

Waking up with Robin Meade was my idea. I don’t use an alarm clock, so I wake up anyplace from 6 a.m. to 7 a.m. depending on the several trips I made during the night. (No, I don’t need Avodart, I just need to cut out eating watermelon at 8 o’clock!)

Robin Meade is anchor of HLN Morning Express with Robin Meade. HLN used to be called Headline News and is part of CNN. My fanhood goes back to when the program was  Robin and Company

What I love about Morning Express with Robin Meade, is that basically every 15 minutes they are repeating the news headlines. So I can get into that early morning half-asleep, half-awake, and hear Robin do one or two stories, I will fall back to sleep and wake up to maybe the same stories, or others.

Just one complaint, Robin doesn’t tell me what time it is. She comes out of the breaks with a “Mornin’ sunshine!” (that’s her tag line and name of her book.) If she would just mention that every fifteen minutes it would save me from having to roll over and look at the clock.

Having been a big fan for a long time, I was excited when she announced via Twitter @robinmeade that she would be taking a vacation to write songs, record songs, and perform songs in Nashvegas.

I could see her in person!!! Nirvana.

Friday night, I had my chance. Get this! At 8:30, we’re standing outside the Listening Room Cafe where she was going to perform at 9 p.m. (review and background at link) and she comes walking up the sidewalk ALONE.

She is just stone-cold beautiful.

I greeted her with the geezer equivalent of a squeal.

Rooooobinnnnnnnn          Meeeeeeeeade!!!!

She only hesitated a beat before she sized me up as harmless and came up to shake my hand.

Then – THEN – she stood there and made small talk with me. She was so impressed that we came “all the way from Kentucky” to see her “sing two songs.”

WTF? Sing two songs?

Yeah, seems the guy that owns the place, who I talked to about best seating, either…

  1. Didn’t know what the hell was going on… or (more likely)
  2. wanted my money and figured two songs wouldn’t get me to pay the cover charge.

Little did he know, I would have paid a cover charge to stand on the sidewalk and peep in the windows.

Since my daughter is about her age and used to be a news anchor, I tend to know more about the Tee Vee biz than most fanboys.

“Are you a news director or something?”

she asked.

We actually chit-chatted. Nancy ended her conversation and joined in the conversation.

“Take our picture, take our picture, take our picture,” I said in my OMG voice.

She decided she needed to go inside to make her contacts and we parted company. Wait! Wait! It get’s better. OMG! OMG! As I come out of the bathroom, her husband is standing there in line. (I remembered not to shake his hand.)

I made some small talk and come to find out, he knows where Smallburg, Kentucky is.

Yeah, it’s the only place he got a speeding ticket.

We found our table and settled in as I watched Robin Meade move around the room trying not to look to stalkerish. (It didn’t work, Nancy said I looked like a little puppy following her around.) I did NOT follow her around – except with my eyes.

Then – THEN – she came over to our table and said she wanted to tweet about us.

Here r ur fellow viewers who drove from kentucky to hear two songs! Now THAT’S dedication http://tweetphoto.com/31765424 7:20 PM Jul 9th via UberTwitter

Here’s the pic she tweeted: http://tweetphoto.com/31765424

Yeah, she was happy we were there.

Wait, it get’s better (he said breathlessly in his OMG, OMG, OMG!!! voice)

She did her two songs… then – THEN – came to our table and asked about our dogs  (she has Rocco and Reese) and Nancy’s hand surgery, introduced us to her college dorm-mate, and then – THEN – asked US about her performance:

She wanted to know if we could hear OK, and was she in tune?

Was she in tune? Look at that face! In tune? Who cares? She does, but I sure didn’t.

She was gazing at me with those big brown eyes. Despite that my tinnitus was roaring in my head still from the Adam Lambert concert Wednesday and I couldn’t hear much of anything, she asked me if she was in tune.

“Uh huh,” I nodded, “sounded great, you were wonderful” (or words to those effect.)

OK, I have a daughter that is the same age.

Robin Meade is my new best friend. That’s my way of saying I still have a crush.

And she did nothing but make it worse.

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Days Like This Make Me Want to Move to Phoenix

Because it a dry heat, I would like to be shopping for Phoenix New Homes. If they continue to pay me for links, after 563 more posts I might be able to afford a down payment.

When we left Boston, earlier this week, where it was 58 degrees, cloudy, and windy, I actually thought getting back home, where it was 80 and partly sunny would be welcome.

Wrong foggy-glasses face.

Stepping into the humidity isn’t the same as being warm. I was as uncomfortable here as there.

Now the temp and humidity are climbing even higher.

I’m not really complaining, I just need to get 200 words so the people that build those “semi-custom luxury homes” will be happy.

Here are some humidity one liners I hadn’t heard before… humidity:

  • is looking for air and finding water
  • humidity contains everything from H to O
  • is saved up in cloud banks

How about some Phoenix dry heat one liners?

  • You can say 110 degrees without fainting
  • You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
  • You can drive your car with 2 fingers

This is true: I was dragging a suitcase across a parking lot in Phoenix and it kept getting harder and harder to wheel. I looked back and the hard plastic wheels were getting spongy from the heat and I was leaving tire tracks in the hot asphalt.

It’s not my fault, it’s the asphalt.

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Our New $160,000 House – How Cheating Pays Off

Whomever said “never trust a young chick showing lots of cleavage at a blackjack table” was wrong. Nancy showed her trust and even invited me to sit at the same blackjack table and enjoy the view game with this young chick dealer.

The Twits and Twats golf tournament opening event Friday night was a putting contest followed by a Casino Night. Nancy first invited the folks from NashVegas to come to Le Club Du Golf when she ran the Cocks and Knockers tournament last year. (The tournament is really called the Braves and Squaws, which I find more offensive than Chicks and Dicks or the other names mentioned.)

It was such a big hit, they were invited back.

These folks didn’t show up with plastic game tables and plastic chips. They were the real thang. The guy who runs the company makes the tables for real casinos and his side business is running casino nights for corporate events and such. Real tables, real roulette, real craps, real chips!

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The people he hires to run the tables are NOT the real thang. They cheat.

Thus our ability to spend our $160,000 winnings on a couple of bird houses and some suet.

I like to play Hold’em online, but never played at a real table with a real dealer and real chips until last year. I had a ball, busted out and loved it.

I did the same thing this year.

Nancy likes to play Blackjack. She sent word that if I needed chips, to just let her know. I blew off the messenger, but two hands, later after a massive all-in bet holding a full house, lost everything. My eights in the hole got beat by Queens in the hole. I am such a gambler!

I moseyed over to her table to announce I was ready to go home, and ended up watching her table. I was still to prideful to accept her generous offer.

After ten minutes, I took a thousand from her stack and sat down and bet it on one hand.

I had 20, dealer had to stand on 17. Winnah.

Let it ride, I got 18 with three cards, dealer busted. Winnah.

Let it ride, I got 17, dealer showing 10. Dealer looks at me, I indicate I was good, (I didn’ t want another card) she looks at next card and gives it to me, making 20. She shows 20 and pays me.

Huh?

Let it ride. Next hand, it takes me four cards to make 16. Oh-uh, not looking good. Dealer busts. Winnah? Really? Again?

Let it ride.

BTW: everybody else is winning also. But sometimes the dealer would look at a “hit” card and put it back in the shoe. Sometimes she would do this twice before giving them their “hit” card to go with their hole cards.

We had a Cheating Dealer! It was wonderful!

Nancy once commented “that’s not the card I wanted,” and dealer replied, “that’s OK, you’re beat anyway.” Nancy wasn’t betting her entire stack on every hand like I was, so the dealer let her lose occasionally.

Near the end of the evening, it was getting harder and harder for the dealer to make us winners. She had returned so many cards to the shoe, and had not shuffled, so the cards were starting to repeat – either very low cards or very high cards.

So we playahs just began trading the cards we needed.

And when the dealer left to cash someone out? Nancy just helped herself to the dealer’s bank and gave us all a bunch of chips.

The items available for “auction” were quite nice. Titan’s tickets, liquor, wine, crystal decanter, luxury bath items, luxury food items, but we had our eyes on the bird houses, suet, and other assorted goodies from Bird, Bath, and Beyond.

We found out Saturday night our bid of $160,000 was the one and only bid for the birds.

Winnah!

I’ll post a picture later of the $160,000 bird house.

Winners never cheat, cheaters never win? One Blackjack table at Le Club Du Golf Casino Night didn’t quit live up to that bromide.

And we loved it!

However the golf gods were watching today, and punished us rather severely.

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