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We Are Ready for the President Palin Nuclear War

Published on August 2, 2009 in Health and Politics. 1 Comment Tags: , , , , .

Thinking people have already figured out the United States is doomed.

Our health care system will collapse, we will will run out of paper to print more money because  inflation will rival Zimbabwe and all Hawaiian citizenship papers will be revoked.

President Palin will start throwing around Nukes just to keep us preoccupied.

I’m not sure which Palin will be President.

Sarah and Todd have pretty much screwed themselves (and apparently more than a few others.) So I’m guessing it will be Trigg.

(((Hugs))) will be his campaign slogan.

As soon as President Palin starts lobbing Nukes, we’re prepared. Nancy picked this up the other day:

tecnu

Conan Interprets Sarah Palin: Shatner Delivers

Published on July 28, 2009 in Baby Boomer, Blogging, Education, Entertainment and Politics. 1 Comment Tags: , , , .

Sarah Palin is a poet.
She don’t know it,
her feet don’t show it.
But they sure are Longfellows.

(How old IS that ditty?)

Here is William Shatner delivering Sarah Palin’s speech in poetic mode as dictated by Conan.

…soaring through nature’s finest show.
Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun.
And then the extremes. In the winter time it’s the frozen road
that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty,
the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?
And then in the summertime such extreme
summertime
about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter
than just some months ago, than just some months from now,
with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here,
Mother Nature wins. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life
teeming along the road that is north to the future.

Rejected Sarah Palin programs on Fox News

Published on July 4, 2009 in Baby Boomer. 4 Comments Tags: , , , , .


Sarah Palin is no longer the governor of the largest state closest to Russia that isn’t Canada.

Fox News has offered Sarah 4 hours of television time every evening, basically making the channel the PalinFox Night Report.

In addition Palin will get to “go live” with Rupert Murdoch when she is in town and get a large minority interest in Fox News and the New York Post, which will be renamed Chit Chat From Sarah and change to an 8 1/2″ x 11″ format.

Sarah Palin and Rupert Murdoch have been spitballing ideas for her program on Fox News but so  far Lucky Sarah hasn’t come up with something Uncle Rupert will approve:

Rejected Sarah Palin progams on Fox News:

  • How to Negotiate with Spenard Vacation Home Contractors
  • The Successful Second Fiddle
  • Personal Natural Beauty
  • Feel the Rush
  • Growing Old With Todd
  • Thoughtful, Coherent, Intelligent Political Analysis
  • Television Interview Skills
  • Keeping Republicans in Your Camp
  • My Crowning Achievements
  • Delivering a Scintillating Speech
  • Hiking the Alaskan Trail
  • Understanding John McCain
  • My Path to the Presidency
  • Sarah Palin: The Early Years
  • ImPalin’ O’Reilly
  • Because I Can’t Grunt While I Serve, That’s Why

Congratulations Sarah Palin on your new career and welcome to Fox News!

Joe Biden’s First Debate With Sarah Palin: Rockin’ Robinette Meets Annette

Published on October 7, 2008 in Politics. 2 Comments Tags: , , , .

Joseph Robinette Biden is running for Vice-president. Yes, Robinette. Don’t feel bad, I only looked it up so I could get “penis” into an anagram.

I got points from The Stinker for some pretty lame anagrams (he obviously is nice to old people. Knowing that he is also stuck on song parodies, rather than offering my own twelve step program for breaking the habit, I am enabling The Stinker.

Rockin’ Robinette (Rockin’ Robin)

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He talks on the photo-op all a day long

Chinnin’ and a-grinn’ and spinnin’ the song

All the old voters on O-bama Street

Love to hear Robinette goin’ bleat bleat bleat

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white.

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Everything shallow, like an Emcee

Every little word like a Senate Decree.

The press in the bus, the Billy O’

Flapping their mouths, sayin’ go Joe go.

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white.

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A purdy little queen at Robinette’s first debate

Showed him how to wink and look really great

While asking the question, “can I call you Joe?”

She stepped right up and stole the show.

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white.