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Shit My Dad Says Insults Super Geezers, Full of Lame Humor: A Sure-fire TV Hit

If CBS can come up with better title than $#*! My Dad Says based on the one joke twitter stream of @shitmydadsays, they will have a hit on their hands – at least with the “coveted” 18-34 male demo.

I have some thoughts.

First, the concept: Random comments a 74-year-old dad says to his 29-year-old son still living at home who then posted select comments on Twitter is the basis for this sit-com.  William Shattner plays the super-geezer. Yes, a sit-com based on curmudgeonly man making smart-ass comments to family members.

How many OTHER sit-coms can you think of based on this premise? (In no particular order…)

  • Munsters
  • The Bob Newhart Show
  • Bosom Buddies
  • Make Room for Daddy
  • Two and a half men
  • Happy Days
  • King of Queens
  • Bill Cosby Show
  • That 70′s Show
  • All in the Family
  • The Bernie Mac Show

And that’s just a few I can think of off the top of my head.

This type of sitcom has been done TO DEATH.

Second,
the title:  $#*! My Dad Says. Apparently CBS is courting the print Tee Vee critics only. The Tee Vee critics will blab “Dollar Sign, Pound Sign, Asterisk, Exclamation Point, My Dad Says was exceedingly putrid…” or “Bleep My Dad Says was overly ageist…” or “The new CBS TV show that has a dirty word in the title that can’t be uttered on Tee Vee was riotously average…”

Third, the content:  @ShitMyDadSays is funny because it’s profane. Profanity doesn’t usually do well in primetime.

  • “I don’t want your advice, you’re 27 fucking years old…Fine. I don’t want your advice, you’re 29 fucking years old.” 3:18 PM May 11th via ShitMyDadSays.com
  • “It’s Los Angeles, son. It’s the epicenter of the asshole earthquake. They’d fuck you twice if they had another dick.” 4:04 PM Apr 20th via ShitMyDadSays.com
  • “Stop trying so hard. He doesn’t like you. Jesus, don’t kiss an ass if it’s in the process of shitting on you.” 5:03 PM Apr 26th via ShitMyDadSays.com
  • “You seen my cell phone?…What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone.” 10:44 AM May 3rd via ShitMyDadSays.com
  • “YOU, a published writer?..Internet don’t count. Any asshole can throw shit up on there.” (Book On Sale Today!) http://tinyurl.com/yc79h4l 9:11 AM May 4th via web

A group that wants to protect us from making our own choices on what is on the airways owned by the public, is already having a shit-fit.

“We’re talking here not about a Twitter feed, we’re talking about broadcast television that requires a license to use the airwaves,” Winter said. “There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision.”

Hard to argue with that last statement. CBS surely is airing $#*! My Dad Says just to shock and offend.

Sex and violence does really well in prime time. But profanity is getting a foot-hold, and if anyone can sneak in a “shit” or better in a sit-com, it will be William Shattner.

Fourth, Tee Vee writers are just bat-shit crazy to work Twitter into their dialogue so the characters seem current. To be able to write a whole season Tee Vee based on a social network that a huge majority of people don’t care about, or use, is the epitome of Hollywood self-indulgence.

Fifth, $#*! My Dad Says stars William Shattner. William Shattner and Betty White are the heroes of the 18-34 demographic right now. By next fall, who knows? But the internet says they are hot, so they are hot. But the 18-34 demographic is also the demo that is not watching television. They are tweeting!

Sixth, $#*! My Dad Says isn’t funny. It’s predictable. Watch the preview below. Compared the tweets, it is just so lame. (And you know they have pulled the best lines for the promos – they always do.)

Shit Denny Crane Says would be much funnier.

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If You Must Follow Somebody: Try @shitmydadsays

dad This is apparently Justin’s dad.
Justin uses Twitter
Justin tweets shit his dad says @shitmydadsays

If you must follow somebody, follow him.

Love this geezer!

    • “Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”
    • “Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
    • “Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices… Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”
    • “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”
    • “They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don’t.”
    • “My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday…You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”
    • “It’s watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don’t even pay rent, just do it. Shit.”
    • (left on answering machine) “Hello? Hello? It’s Sam. Anyone there? Nobody checks this god damned thing. HELLO?! HELLO?! Screw it.”
    • “Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think.”
    • If your brother comes by, tell him I’m on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck.
    • Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.
    • “Jesus it’s hot in here? Right? No? It’s fucking hot, you people looking at me like i’m crazy. You’re crazy.”
    • “When I used to live in Los Angeles, I used to step in human feces a lot.”

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