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Yesterday I Embarrassed a Hot Southwest Customer Service Babe

Brunette Woman Talking on Cell Phone

Southwest Phone Customer Service Agents must also work as luggage handlers.

Southwest Airlines is our airline of choice. We travel with them two or three times a year. Usually I only deal with them via their website.

Yesterday, I needed to talk with a person.

I got a female heavy breather. I’m sure she looked just like the picture above.

Since I don’t hear well, if I’m talking to you by phone, we are always on speaker.

The transaction was rather complicated so Ms. Southwest Airlines and I were on the phone for an extended period of time. Since it was a complicated transaction, Nancy was standing by to double-check my requests.

Ms. Southwest Airlines heavy breathing got to the point where I looked at Nanc’ and we both smiled. As Ms. Southwest Airlines got to the end of the transaction, I told her I was going to record her heavy breathing.

She was truly flabbergasted. What? Oh, I’m am just freaking out, she said. I’m am so embarrassed right now…

Seems that she had a loaner headset because hers disappeared.  She suggested the borrowed headset was much more sensitive than she imagined.  I said it was OK, I rather enjoyed the sounds of her breathing.  I wished I could have seen her face.

As we concluded our business, I could hear the guy in the next cubicle explaining to a passenger that using dry-ice was the best way to make sure that his package would arrive still frozen.

I think all customer service headsets should be that sensitive – call centers would be a lot more interesting to deal with.

Congress Kills Our Free Travel on Southwest


The credit card companies need to clean up their act. But they will not change willingly so it takes an Act of Congress.
I think the last time the credit card companies acted like they really wanted our business, Rod Stewart was a Young Turk.
The last time the gummit got involved to big extent, they took away the tax deduction for all consumer loan debt, including credit card debt. Thanks Ronnie! Of course, we were head over heels in consumer loan debt, and that hit us pretty hard. We didn’t change our spending habits, so that amounted to a big tax increase.
We’re now free of credit card debt, but we still use our Southwest Airlines Visa card for EVERYTHING. Because we like to fly free on Southwest Airlines.  After Toronto, Milwaukee was our next target.
Southwest still has the best plan when it comes to earning free travel. For every $1200 charged on Visa,  Southwest Airlines awards one credit. Sixteen credits earns a free round trip ticket anywhere Southwest flies.
We earn about four free tickets a year, and have been averaging that for a decade.

I anticipate that credit card companies will begin charging interest from time of purchase, rather than giving us time to pay them off completely and earn those free rewards. After all Congress took away all those other fees and terms and conditions that they leveraged into gigantic revenue streams.

If that’s the case, our credit cards will go away and we’ll start using a debit card, and (sigh) start paying for airline tickets. Southwest will probably still get the bulk of our travel biz because the are the Low Cost Airline that flys in and out of NashVegas.

Bummer.