Local weather reader:
There is no heat index today because there is no humidity.
Local weather reader (the guy below, but different from above) referring to Hurricane Alex heading toward “Old Mexico.” Not to be confused with New Mexico or Used Mexico or Middle Aged Mexico.
Weather reader in Texas:
“Luckily, hurricane Alex has taken a swing South and will now be hitting northern Mexico, and not Texas.”
Those lucky Mexicans get all the breaks.
On a related note… more stupidity…
Peggy West, a county supervisor from Milwaukee WI, weighing in on the Arizona immigration law … said, “If this were Texas a state that borders Mexico I would have to look twice at this, but it’s Arizona, a state that is a ways removed from the border…”
Arizona doesn’t border Old Mexico which luckily is getting blasted by Hurricane Alex.
