It’s hopeless. To the people that live in the south, I’ll always be a Yankee, so it really makes little difference if I my family reinforces the stereotypes about southerners.
My wife was in the car and glanced over to the car beside her.
The driver had taken out his dentures and was licking them.
She told our daughter, and she replied, what do you expect? You live in Kentucky. My wife said, “no, he had teeth so he must have been from out-of-state.”
Rim shot. “I’m GoingLikeSixty, and I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.”