I couldn’t find your lost credit card, but not to worry, I’ll keep looking. In the meantime you should just keep paying your credit card statements.

Don’t worry if you see some unusually large charges on your card, since it is lost, this sometimes happen as the magnetic strip rubs against things and causes a static charge that can appear on your statement.

And don’t bother calling your credit card company as they will probably just want to give you a new card and you know how hard those are to get.

Just stand by.

You might want to expand your line of credit on your home mortgage to continue to pay your future credit card bills. I will continue to scour the earth to find your missing credit card.

Thank you for your support.