There’s gotta be a punch line in this lawyer story, but I haven’t thought of it yet.

Two prominent attorneys, one mid-sixties, and the other somewhat older, got into a shoving match in a local watering hole Saturday night. One said something the other didn’t like and responded by saying he was gonna kick is ass. One of the attorneys ended up on the floor. Police were called, but the attorneys were no where to be found.

So, two old lawyers are in a bar, one pushes the other to the ground and says… ???